My kid just fell asleep to Royal Trux. I've either failed desperately or succeeded wildly as a parent
My kid just fell asleep to Royal Trux. I've either failed desperately or succeeded wildly as a parent
That's a great big no
NEWS: Bar Brava temporarily closes after owner posts about “East African crime” and gets massive pushback. Sushi pop-up bails. Owner has apologized. www.minnesotamonthly.com/food-drink/b...
*racist tip thief finance bro owner
Endured similar flying over the Grand Canyon last month. I'd ask what the fuck is wrong with people but that's beyond rhetorical at this point
This babe would have been 70 today 💘
Watch this whole gig if you can. He's mesmerising. #MarkHollis youtu.be/ltkqicVdab4?...
Washing down my meds with Champagne, that's a happy new year
A silica gel packet with the phrase "Do not eat" in misused quotation marks
"Do not eat," if you know what I mean
A sign on a hotel room reading "IDF"
Great, now I have to boycott my own hotel
Yeah that's pretty much what we're doing at you
She is
*discogs, fuck this autocorrect as if I'm not such a pathological record junkie that I don't type that into my phone daily
PSA: @dominorecordco.bsky.social is repressing -- for the last time -- the Go-Betweens Volume 1 box set. No more having to pay $700 on discord for it!
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Oh this is so much worse
Come help me move
Coworker (end of a very long work zoom): "Okay, anyone have anything else?"
Me: "Christopher Cross filled in on guitar for Deep Purple in 1970 when Ritchie Blackmore fell ill shortly before a show and"
(coworker clicks End Meeting for All)
Art was an incredible straight man to some callers and guests, keeping them on the line by drawing them deeper into their own delusions for everyone's entertainment. Art understood it was entertainment, George is a credulous snooze.
Athens sold out in seconds, of course
I told them I'm canceling Disney+ unless Jimmy goes back on air. I'll tell my kids that Mickey Mouse killed a guy, I don't care.
The second best news I've heard all day
If you are in Southern California, I am playing some songs, solo and w/ Kyle from Nothing Painted Blue, in the Redlands Library's performing arts series next week. (Actually a couple buildings away - see address below.) Early evening, family friendly, free.
Wattstax and Gimme Shelter have to be in the discussion somewhere
Outrageous Cherry's Out There In The Dark is one of the best records of the last quarter century and this return was worth the wait. Perfect psych-edged power pop.
"Clifford"
Typically profane restaurant kitchen white board
Been a while since I worked in restaurants, good to know nothing's changed
KISS has several songs sung from the point of view of an adult wanting to have sex with a teenager, so this all tracks.
Picture of a turtle with the caption "Man faces jail for smuggling turtles worth $1.4 million in socks to Hong Kong"
That's a lot of socks
You're right, it's probably a McKinsey-generated hologram