Emotional Support Homo

I really like to be eaten out no idea how but I swear I close to orgasm with it tonight

Worked legs yesterday

What's the point of a long island ice tea in a can at 10% when the whole point of a long island ice tea is it gets you shit faced quickly (and tastily)?

you're monogamous? you mean a one-trick pony?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, “the humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, “we can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

I’m hung over

The feminine urge to hook up with a guy with an ankle monitor .

The current bend knee antics of ceos to make things for the incel white dudes is obviously going to backfire tremendously because conservative driven art media tends to flop in ratings and box office

Corporate America didn’t embrace “diversity” for the sake of good or anything but because the nature of capitalism mean you can’t just be profitable you must always be more profitable than the year before. By extension marketing to everyone was a strategy that yielded results .

Oh

Well anyway chat is it true fabric softener destroys my clothes faster?

every time a street in nyc becomes more pedestrian-friendly and more parking-hostile, all the local business guys who drive to the stores they own from their homes on long island, in jersey, the mcmansion-y parts of queens, all flip out wondering how people will get there. my man you dont live here!

I have watched every episode of The Simpsons to at least Season 25.

Used to watch three episodes a day regularly, since they aired on television thricely.

I have a picture of me as a kid watching The Simpsons, as well.

Congratulations ❤️

Do not care how top tier a card game deck is—I am not playing a cop archetype in real life.

Damn this were a good photos 🥵

Boyfriend wants to teach me yugioh , friends want me to return to WoW, lowkey learning Magic, I’m being peer pressured into new addictions which honestly might help distract me from my ever looming crash outs

The pettiness in me doesn’t thank a player who uses Lucky Ice Pop after the match is over especially if they managed to full heal twice with it. Still lost tho because my ice cat is luckier

My friend Spiff does amazing work!! Check him out!

My face// my personality

People are once again mad at me something another person did to themselves 😮‍💨

Turned on the light.

Against the wall.

Read big books.

Yer old man

Old-ish phone flexin

Beach day lads

Are my arms considered big yet?

Here’s the thing about conservatives. They don’t know how to shut the fuck up.

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.