Summer

my brain will not let me focus on reading, writing, or drawing, so scrolling it is I guess

To whatever end.

i dunno, have you tried playing fetch with your cats about it

low battery mode but for my brain

well i hope filling up the car today gets me through the next year or two

May you all live long enough to see your favorite shampoo discontinued.

WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”

DIVORCE LAWYER: my god

Labrador sleeping, tucked in bed, under pink blankie

me: im gonna do a lot of cleaning when i get home today

me when i get home:

Sometimes I feel like we moved in together really fast. I never got to experience what it's like to live here alone.

a woman in a floral dress is laughing while standing next to a man in a black shirt . Alt: a woman in a floral dress is laughing while standing next to a man in a black shirt .

tossing random flower seeds in the yard✨

making a break for it (soul leaves body)

I should be Doing Things but instead I Shall Not

Who up eating they feelings?

I have strong feelings about David the Gnome.

Family dinner at my parent's house actually went well. 2026 might be different after all.

a cartoon character sits on a bus with an emergency exit sign behind him Alt: Im in danger lol

Me, wishing I drove myself

a cartoon character wearing a helmet with the letter m on it . Alt: Speed racer!

My sister driving us to the dinner right now

Having a lively, fast paced conversation with my sister is the best because if we randomly forget a word or two the other usually knows what we're talking about anyway.

Me, as a kid: *used to drink water out of a hose

Me, as an adult: *refuses to drink unfiltered water

Perpetually embarrassing myself in public

As I got into the carpool for dinner, I sat on a spray bottle of glass cleaner which was hissing for a good few seconds before I realized it was coming from under my butt. Now it smells in the car. Tried to roll the windows down but it's raining so we can only crack them. Off to a grand start!

That looks really good

*Meow*

This is my caturday post

People who commit to leaving the house and party during rainy nights are a special brand of extrovert. Rain WILL keep me inside or at the very least scale down the plans.

I'm sleepy but I want to scroll.

#Goodnight #Y'all from #Texas. #Sunset going #DownHill.

#Photography #EastCoastKin #Skyscape #Sunset #Silhouette
#Clouds #CountryRoad

*walking past cat*

Cat :(

*stop and pet cat*

Cat: :)

Orange sky on the horizon

Sunrise before my run

🌱🌅 Finally a nice sunset.

Stunning sunset