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All my own teeth. Fulham, Ayr Utd, Windsor&Eton, London Scottish FC, Shed Seven, LibDems, Français, Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski, Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇹 Still rocking the double denim. Not the Blue's Clues guy despite what Google AI thinks.

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After their shameful sponsoring of the squatters at Walham Green dog track, another reason to boycott Samsung appears, he typed on his Samsung phone...

14.03.2026 13:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're allowed to have roots and wings. If you have Scottish ancestry, who says you can't embrace that by wearing tartan if you want. I don't really see the need to be the identity police over such a trivial matter, or any come to that. Live and let live.

14.03.2026 12:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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1985 Fiat Argenta Silver Manual, 5 speed in Italy - For S... 1985 Fiat Argenta Silver Manual, 5 speed in Italy - For Sale | Car & Classic, €15,700 Motore Nuovo, Autocarro, Climatizzatore, Bella di C...

You need one of these for turkey wrangling.

www.carandclassic.com/car/C1966454

14.03.2026 10:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His first move for the Presidency is here. Either a move to discredit and remove Trump, or to win the candidacy for 2028. Got to say, if it leads to and end to this ludicrous Iran war, the sooner the better, like now please. All other things aside.

14.03.2026 10:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A house for sale in MINGE LANE.

A house for sale in MINGE LANE.

They’ll need to trim that bush.

14.03.2026 08:34 👍 188 🔁 39 💬 20 📌 2

Last 3 words are extraneous. Shed Seven's 'Speakeasy' ruined in eternity by its use in The Link advert.

14.03.2026 09:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember these. And I remember a pop song in the mid 90s "Yo Penso Positivo" which struck me immediately as being an obvious marketing song for them, but I think it came out after they'd stopped selling them here.

14.03.2026 09:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Doomed hereditary peers spy chance to stay in the Lords The Tories are deciding which hereditary peers to keep after being offered 15 seats in a compromise deal.

Glorious British Democracy: an update.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

14.03.2026 08:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The American Gibraltar. What times.

13.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dry fucking January. This madness must end.

13.03.2026 13:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bit baffled he was allowed to board. They really ought not to have let him.

13.03.2026 08:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hang on, what? There's a Stevenage/Woking rivalry? Isn't there a bit of a massive London in the way for that to be a local rivalry? Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I'm intrigued.

13.03.2026 07:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People are utter cunts, Part 1,276.

13.03.2026 07:12 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Abingdon Abbey Northcourt (Vale of White Horse) Council By-Election Result:

🔶 LDM: 43.7% (+3.3)
🌍 GRN: 32.5% (-2.1)
➡️ RFM: 13.8% (New)
🌳 CON: 6.8% (-7.3)
🌹 LAB: 3.2% (-7.7)

Liberal Democrat GAIN from Green.
Changes w/ 2023.

13.03.2026 06:42 👍 136 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 4

My first job interview:
Bloke: What team do you support?
Me: Fulham.
Bloke: Do you like The Smiths?
Me: No.
Bloke: Great, when can you start? If you'd said Spurs and Yes I'd have kicked you out.

12.03.2026 19:23 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bobby Zamora also.

12.03.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dire

12.03.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's Newcastle even without dinosaurs.

12.03.2026 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A gingery tortoiseshell cat with white bits outside a sliding glass door facing in and licking the glass. Not a solitary operational brain cell in her beautiful head

A gingery tortoiseshell cat with white bits outside a sliding glass door facing in and licking the glass. Not a solitary operational brain cell in her beautiful head

BRITISH WILDLIFE ON THE BANKNOTES. Submission #1

11.03.2026 18:52 👍 167 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 2

Attn @mickeyonions.bsky.social

11.03.2026 12:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We're abolishing hereditary peers in the House of Lords because "no-one should sit in our Parliament by way of an inherited title" (Baroness Smith). If the hereditary principle is wrong we will also have an elected Head of State? Because the hereditary Monarch sits in the House of Lords... right?

11.03.2026 09:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Try living in Reading and searching for things with that term.

11.03.2026 09:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Incredible. I implore everyone, read this.

10.03.2026 08:40 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And the winner of the 2026 Nobel Prize for Nominative Determinism goes to...

10.03.2026 08:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a bulldog is laying on its back on a blue towel on the beach . ALT: a bulldog is laying on its back on a blue towel on the beach .
08.03.2026 14:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd already slurped a mouthful...

07.03.2026 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Politics of envy

07.03.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pint?

07.03.2026 14:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Interesting menu holders in this pub.

07.03.2026 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Used to be a advertising hoarding in the Mansfield ground which read "More people use Sankey than for any other reason". No, me neither.

07.03.2026 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0