Con

Villain origin story is that it was too subtle for people at work to notice. Evil people folks. NASTY people.

gave myself the most subtle highlights you’ve ever seen

no I neeeeed to look like this 😮‍💨

what I’m hearing is ken wants me to bleach your hair 🙂‍↕️

gave myself the most subtle highlights you’ve ever seen

kinda insane that I’m literally the wor$t boy in $cotland in so many ways

if you don’t like me at my long exposure, you don’t deserve me at my tasteful **** pic

rediscovered long exposure!! time to get more annoying!!!

“how big are you?”

oh i’m not!! i’m just a little guy

Remember that “X of Bluesky” trend that was funny for like half a day then very quickly got overran by mean gays craving the ability to sit behind a keyboard and just spout nasty anon shit? I hope they’re all having a terrible time :)

paid off my sleep debt this afternoon!! this one is for you tom nook, you baggy-eyed bitch

You leave that little gecko alone she’s fierce

3 likes oh ur the realest

the reply “real” just confers so much, it’s nuanced and yet expansive… understanding and yet distant… the perfect reply

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We need a tumblr renaissance

revived my tumblr and I feel alive

-appy! Are are we all depressed these days?

I’ve had so many hits tbh I actually can’t think of which photo this could be 🙂‍↕️

anyone else h——?

and it STUCK Ken, IT STUCK

how DARE I shitpost!!!1 COCK and ASS onLY

I’ll never forget when I used to have an OFs/Twitter and this one guy got really grumpy at me for not running my account/engaging in a certain way… it was never that serious for me like get outtttt

I AM freezing outside
I FEEL my skin tight
My coat IS inside
But I look up at YOU

insta oomfs might get it, I gave up being a prude for lent

ass pic my friend took of me kinda crazy

haven’t been to the gym this week so I feel like a FOOT

grindr saw it first, good night :)

The MenB vaccine is actually brutal, it’s got me baddddd

A staple of mine tbh, I probably overdo them