Michael Penis

tguy named. Blown Glass

no, my boy cat doesn’t do a terrific job cleaning himself, but it’s some consolation that at least when he’s trying to it sounds really, really gross

Tboy named Kink Bandana Rat King

tboy named Mud

tboy named splooge serviette

tboy named Cum

BWAHH

WAHHHHHH

4 years of Her 🥰

THE CUTESTTTT I LOVE YALL SO MUCH

the toy store didn’t have the toy i wanted optimism over this earth is a hellscape

tboy named Gaybo

tboy named Lafufu

tboy named Chud

tboy named Booger

tboy named Bumpnagel

tboy named Bagel

tboy named Butt Onions

tboy named Armpit Sink Bath

tboy named Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

tboy named Crochet-Related Stress Injury

tboy named Criss Angel’s Breakfast Lunch and Pizza (CABLP)

tboy named Beer

tboy named Ford F-150 King Ranch

now that i’ve spent twenty minutes creating open wounds on my face i can go about my day & be productive. just had to get that out of the way first

Abolish ICE AND CBP

i fw it

tboy named Charlie Horse

tboy named Hamburger

tboy named percolator fish