Gloam Hallow

And gross

Is anyone in Philly looking for a Catholic job dm me

Stop Asian Hate!!!!

Did I miss shoplifting discourse

The hottest club in south Philly on the first 70 degree day is the toddler playground

Happy International Women's Day to all Honda Fit owners

You don’t really hear about people having Gurus anymore. What’s up with that

Getting really into doing the crossword puzzle

It’s nice they’re letting you know

Bridgerton is so color blind it somehow circles back to being reactionary

The Brontë sisters subreddit is in shambles recently just FYI

Listening to neutral milk hotel, are you ok man

Toddlers will be like hello I am throwing your tv remote in the trash

All the food ate since first grade is alive in your body

I feel like I could never be a true Lana girly because she respects men too much

“As an android, my positronic brain is not affected by the psychoactive chemicals in ‘marijuana’. However, I have written a new subroutine for my personality matrix that will *simulate* the effects of tetrahydrocannabinol temporarily, so that I may participate in your ‘dream blunt rotation’”

Everyone on Love is Blind is LinkedIn hot

The microwave is an awesome piece of equipment if you want a serving of food that’s partially way too hot and partially way too cold

Probably not

Put on the mooninites to make a millennial go buck wild

Saw a convertible with the top down this morning so I guess it’s officially spring

i no longer believe official 9/11 story

“Forget it, Frog,” said Toad. “It’s Chinatown.”

In Philly everyone has their interracial couples out for Valentine’s Day

I know the office Valentine’s Day candy hates to see me coming

Probably yeah

I have a tattoo that looks almost exactly like this minus the blood

Shrine to Mary

Posting from my work

Me either

Don’t do that