tony

what is that in the ice? it looks like a tot cat maybe?

lmao same. at least online anyway. I'm a pro at it irl though lol

this is amazing

The Spoonie Secret Code i'm fine - lies. obvious lies. just tired - my body is a crime scene pacing myself - crawling like a tortured sloth weather's acting up - my joints are screaming their lungs out

😉 (does that count? am i doing it right?)

it's not even tornado season yet so i thought I could relax, and my weather radio was like "SIKE!"

yowee zowee! 😍 impeccable style and you look amazing! As for changing your style, I think it all comes down to your vibes. I've always been happiest when I can dress how I want, instead of "professional"

HOT WOMEN in YOUR AREA are COLLECTING AND SELLING your PERSONAL DATA online

Nazis need to be punched, but this is pretty good, too.

at least in between the breaks in rain during this tornado watch, I can take Teams meetings (which could have been emails) on my back deck in the sunshine

slveepyscwrs on tumblr if i had a dollar for every promise i broke due to chronic fatigue, illness, and disability, maybe i could actually afford healthcare

Source: slveepyscwrs on tumblr

Sure sounds like somebody at DOGE took the Social Security numbers and personal information of every American on record, and put it on a thumb drive to bring home to Elon Musk’s AI company.

Chili’s higher-ups need to get the fuck over themselves

There are enough Chili’s-esque restaurants around me that I can go to instead 🤷🏻‍♀️

a photoshopped cat in the sky of a picture of traffic. a bunch of cars are stopped all the way down the road. "wake up superstar capitalism demands your sacrifice"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

I can already tell this is going to stick in my head forever the same way as "a shark on whiskey is mighty risky; a shark on beer is a beer engineer" (from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, a show I have never seen)

AAAAAHHH

rough (like uff in buff)
cough (like off in scoff)
drought (like ow in cow)
though (like o in no)
thought (like aw in saw)
through (like oo in woo)

Enough.

not sure if there's a way to say viva España in a non-fashy way so like,,, good job Spain I guess

😍😍

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another sad thing, to me, is that most people think this drug is only for diabetes and weight loss

I WANT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ME THE FIRST TIME. Believe my pain without proof. Believe my limits without debate. Believe my symptoms without questioning my strength. I shouldn’t have to defend what my body feels. Trusting me is support — doubting me is harm. Being believed shouldn’t feel like a luxury. 🦶 In My Shoes: Imagine opening up about something vulnerable — only to be met with skepticism or comparison — and having to convince people that what you feel is real while you’re already fighting it in silence. @begonepots

@begonepots

why did we even domesticate peeves

not for me it's not 🙃

Fuel quotas.
(LESS EMISSIONS)

Work-from-home orders.
(LESS EMISSIONS, STRESS, WASTED TIME AND MONEY)

Four-day workweeks.
(MORE R&R, LESS EMISSIONS, STRESS, WASTED TIME AND MONEY)

this happening where electric cars are actually quality vehicles and cost less than $10k

fuck oil

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this is peak