Jared Pechaček

as the saying goes, stab your hay while the sun shines

a doodle of Hoshimachi suisei

Suisei

Veronica Lake by Eugene Robert Richee, 1940.

Plus I’ll do anything Lauren Bacall tells me to do

You don’t want to be the least murdery person on the most murdery train!

I’m the only person on the orient express who didn’t have motive, I just figured, heck, why not everyone else is doing it

'Urgent and immediate appeal
My husband’s condition is critical after he was injured. He needs surgery to remove shrapnel from his back.We urgently need $200.My sick heart cannot bear this situation,& the tears of my 5 kids have dried up from pain
✅
@mommunism.bsky.social'

if elected, I promise to run our government like a business. more specifically, like a lesbian-dominated grocery co-op

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

is coming back as a sleepless black ooze okay

everyone already has an invite, it's more a matter of when it activates

they're not clear on the concept of neighbors, all I get is this chanting that sounds like ALL ARE ONE. ALL ARE ONE.

so I guess yes?

best they can do is a mouthful

is phosphatase pepsi okay

huh, they said you've already got some

joining the mycelium network, you guys need anything?

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

[david attenborough voice] for the white liberal, the tranquil feeds of bluesky are home. but they are not without hidden dangers - a predator has found this enclave. this will be the first time these liberals suffer criticism from a marginalized person, and for some, it will be their last.

the “borat tonite” meme but edited to say “writing about zembla tonite”

Kinbote texts

Pen and marker drawing of the King of the Dead from lord of the rings

Lord of the Rings King of the Dead commission

I am available for commissions, hit me up via the webstore for more info: bensears.bigcartel.com

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it definitely does feel like the kind of thing we think about that may not be consciously noticed by anyone else 😅

my first book was past tense, my next book is present, and the difference for me is that in the present-tense, there IS a kind of immediacy generated, the sense that the characters are going moment to moment just like the reader

I do prefer past; present was just the right choice for this one

Everyone has heard of royalties, but almost no writer gets them. (Mr. Scalzi is a deserving exception.) However, we have a better chance at getting them someday--"earning out," it's called--if you buy our books in hardcover.

remember this, this was cool

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

Image depicts a technique used during the Dust Bowl era to prevent soil erosion by creating protective patterns in the farmland. Farmers used tractors to plow the land in curved lines, or contours, following the landscape's natural shape to stop wind from blowing away the topsoil.

Contour Plowing, Dust Bowl, Colorado
Margaret Bourke-White, 1954

a valid interpretation! he is definitely Like That

Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

Thinking about Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

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oh that guy