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stop posting your gym pictures (I'm jealous)

11.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

going to do that opposite thing where I post that I've walked 0.5 miles and now I'm eating a sandwich for dinner

08.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17088 πŸ” 3390 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

on the balcony standing in the sun >>>

08.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just used "recurring hinge character" in a sentence

05.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

death to A.I. except for the one person's job I need it to take because I've been praying on their downfall for awhile

04.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's just me and my mouldy owala against the world

03.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

01.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4178 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 12

make sure to eat before you go (taco bell)

26.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the music will be so painful

25.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

saying yes but at what cost

25.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
USA men's Olympic team

USA men's Olympic team

why do they all look like that?

25.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hating jack lowden as mr.darcy is crazy!! also there can never be too many pride and prejudice adaptations

25.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we can't be bringing back 2016 makeup, I have eye wrinkles now

24.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you could've been hot, but you're not political

24.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A group of medium ugly canadian white men have let us down. If you've ever been in the Toronto dating market you would have been emotionally prepared for this

22.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

22.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 3707 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0

Well now that we can go back to NHL fandom our Leaf hero Auston Matthews captained a gold medal squad and McDavid has yet to win a thing. Wow. Many are saying it.

22.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

not caring is actually so freeing, I'm like what else is on?

22.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

definitive proof Matthews > McDavid

22.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hockey players should implant a fake tooth that they can pluck out for a pp advantage

22.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Helen, put your firstborn in goalie school or something

22.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why is noah schnapp wearing a team canada jersey at the game? someone get him out of here

22.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's fair especially now that sid is out

22.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what's tom wilson's purpose on this team

22.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that pp will cost us any momentum, the u.s. is gonna go up 2-0 any moment. on the bright side, no toronto player can be blamed for a canada loss

22.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you guys are blowing it 😭

22.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as I was saying lol

22.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this game is gonna be called the way a NHL game is called and that does not fill me with confidence

22.02.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

truly America has never looked worse than in this current moment so

22.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0