Oh, I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused.

🦁 Demanding "rationality" when you're not a member of a/the targeted group when someone comes out with fighting words says a lot about you and none of those things are good.

Dibs on the Labour cloakroom, where I will play fart noises on an endless loop whenever der Starmer walks in.

then maybe king donny can unban windmills and get 3-5 and 7-10 off the docket?

but we can't do that in post-truth post-reality America. also, given Fox's inclusion of DC what do you wanna bet #11 is Republican?

(Yep, PA. As Republican as NH is Democratic; it's by Prez vote...)

CBS Doesn't Need to Be Told Anymore A year of capitulation, from paying off the president to killing stories to blocking interviews.

CBS Doesn't Need to Be Told Anymore
open.substack.com/pub/readtpa/...

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

Not helping someone who got stuck in snow or ice is the Minnesota equivalent of taking a shit on their car hood.

I'm Here - The Color Purple YouTube video by Color Purple Lover

If you've never seen this — or if you have! — and you need a push today, here it is. Cynthia Erivo, almost a decade ago, in The Color Purple on Broadway: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKtF...

I feel like Panic! At the Disco lyrics should be added for fairness and fartness reasons.

and the guy had hella IBS

what do pigs have to do with human farting

(i am aware of how much pigs fart)

Seriously got lit up by someone for spending $7 on a beer as being "petit bourgeoisie" and...

1. It's fucking Portland.
2. I still live in the hood and don't have a trust fund
3. LET PEOPLE ENJOY A BEER FER FUCKSAKE

"Did Vandy cover the spread?"

or

"Vanderbilt has pulled their starters with five minutes left in the 4th"

...which of those was weirder to hear today?

It could happen. It's not a for-sure thing. But Vandy has a damn good argument to come dancing.

(It's a "you're not wrong, but...")

yeah but my dude PSU or Idaho was one of the scheduled games early so let's be real here, timing matters but it's not like the Pac-42 was skipping the daintily sized desserts.

Yeah but Vandy having a cupcake...and the cupcake is Kentucky...is a hell of a Week 13 storyline.

sometimes running involves walking. the gatekeepers can suck it.

TIP: Anyone who posts wild speculation as something that is “almost certainly” the case right now is ~almost certainly~ someone you should not rely on in moments where news is breaking and a story is rapidly developing.

🐻 My tolerance for yelling in calls is at a 2/10. I will probably just leave. Do not do this.

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?

Now you know.

being nice feels freakin good it's what trips up altruism sometimes but let's all shush and just be nice and let the chops fall where they may

Location: Bagel Hole of Park Slope.
Bagel: Onion preferred but if it's hot garlic or everything work.
Cream cheese: Scallion. The way G-d intended.
Toasted: I said Bagel Hole of Park Slope. You can ask them to toast. Send me video.

(BHPS doesn't toast, also the way G-d intended.)

A red/green/black comparison chart; three columns: "Who Balled Harder? 1556 Spanish Tercio (or) the 2012 Trail Blazers." 6 rows: Owner (tercio, Carlos I of the HRE) (blazers, Paul Allen, Microsoft co-founder.), Armament: (tercio, Pike and Shot) (blazers, leather ball.). Average Salary: (tercio, one gold doubloon) (blazers: 3.3 million us dollars). Prominent Victories: (tercio, Ottoman Empire, France, Schmalkaldic League) (blazers, Chicago Miami Orlando). Extracts Resources from Local Population: (tercio, via coercion or force) (blazers, via bond issues); Primary Sponsor: (tercio, the catholic church, a religion) (blazers: nike, a shoe company.). 3:2 for the tercio, push on the local resources. GO BLAZERS!

I have once again been banned from making office infographics, but joke's on them I got paid for this.

The number of the Beast is not 666. It's 211.

If you know, you know. If you don't, I'm jealous.

milquetoast man couldn’t even handle criticism over not paying his writers on this website and he’ll probably be next on the chopping block in spite of kissing the ring. “i don’t know what’s going on, and no one does” are you sure about that jimmy? i’m pretty sure children know

Sometimes I think about the fact that the man I forced to retire from his plum position in the federal judiciary for sexual harassment represented Donald Trump in his Twitter lawsuit appeal and how one of his former clerks was Brett Kavanaugh and another former clerk was Trump’s former head of OLC.

2 Rs 2 Ses only 2 As since that's what I try to add...

i can log off whenever i want to and this being at 0330 after a murderous week is definitely not a bad coping mechanism or "hey maybe slamming a red bull at 7pm was a good idea"

New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle (Official Music Video) [HD Upgrade] YouTube video by New Order

This is a great video not just for the E. Max Frye cameo, the Robert Longo/Gretchen Bender direction...and the shots which are Quincy Jones going nuts in Manchester with a camcorder but the song's one of the hardest hits of serotonin you can get.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOr...