But HOW WILL I EXPLAIN the existence of gay people TO MY KIDS?!
I don’t know dude, I just had to explain the taxidermy goat head above us while we ate at Texas Roadhouse. The world is full of things you need to explain to your kids.
A dreamy sunrise
I hope I'm always in awe of the sky.
Holy shit! The absolute horror of this administration, combined with the complete failure which is AI.
You might need to get a shot.
Damn! That’s a brutal attack!
Bluesky should fix the bug in this app that keeps me from being funny
Headline from The Guardian: “US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having the world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness”
Umm wtf?
People love writing fan fiction about Jesus
What is your favorite “The West Wing” mini plot-line? For me it has to be the Butterball Hotline.
Learning is so cool, all the cool people are doing it
They should invent an empathy for men
Children abhor an adult at rest.
Why is the sentiment “I didn’t want to be the first to say it” more common than “I didn’t want to be the 15 thousandth person to say it”?
She might view that as a selling point, to be honest
being afraid to check your bank account is a sign of a healthy economy
My 4 year old loves crossing her eyes and making a silly face (It got a laugh).There is still some part of me that doesn’t want her to do it, but I can’t think of any legitimate reason to tell her no.
Screenshot of skeets that Bluesky put together on my timeline. Sweetie pie says "they should change the name of everything bagels to after eating this your teeth will look methy" and underneath that, Jenn posts "picking the poppyseeds from my everything bagel out of my teeth. Seductively."
Can always count on Bluesky
My daughter keeps growing, but I do not keep getting stronger. I foresee a problem here.
the glorious constitutional principle of "the president can't fuck with Supreme Court justices' investment portfolios" stands strong
Not the worst aspect of winter to be sure, but I really hate not being able to see the lines in a parking lot
OK, I’ll admit it: cooking with an apron fucking rules.
Do tricks on skis look cooler than tricks on a snowboard? They do, right?
Having any trouble seeing through that small Jeep windshield with all those duckies?
you guys would be hella surprised how inarticulate I am in person
they should invent a doctor's appointment time that happens exactly when I arrive
Angry Tony Soprano eating but with dino nuggets
Skimo with big flakes falling looks amazing.
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
"Is there technology the left is excited about?" is the kind of question you only ask if you're wildly naive about technology.
mRNA vaccines. Heat pumps. Offshore wind. Urban mining. Sodium batteries.
But god forbid we're not fawning over every new implementation of Making Computers Bad At Math.
Chris Pratt and Mark Wahlberg together in an add for an app to help you pray during Lent?! WTF?!
