Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

the entire "my diarrhea" industry will collapse if i cant get people to integrate my diarrhea into their daily lives

i better force my diarrhea into everything. this will make people want my diarrhea and not have the oppaite effect.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Brings to mind my favorite millennial comedian, Dan Nainan

Alrighty then.

YouTube thumbnail “Idris Elba Explains How AI Agents Work For You”

I’ll watch Idris Elba in anything. Except!

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

monochrome pic of the "unforgivable" guy in the forest

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

The angriest I’ve ever been in my life was when the Jeremy Renner app shut down before I could download the last DMs my dad sent me before he died

*Sarah Silverman voice* 🎶he’s gonna die soon, he’s gonna die soon🎶

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

this is basically portland's version of a haka

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

her cornea ripped when she saw how many times trump is mentioned in the epstein files and her eyes popped out from the socket and made a “BOOOOOOOOOING” sound

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

deep tim and eric vibes here

Did the word get overused or has there just been a lot of fascism going on

how much more of this before i say fuck it and buy a pack of cigs

A tweet from the ADL: We firmly believe there should be swift and severe consequences for those who provide material support to foreign terrorist organizations, incite violence in support of terrorist activities, or conceal their identities in order to harass and intimidate Jewish individuals and institutions with impunity. We appreciate the Trump Administration's broad, bold set of efforts to counter campus antisemitism — and this action further illustrates that resolve by holding alleged perpetrators responsible for their actions. Obviously, any deportation action or revocation of a Green Card or visa must be undertaken in alignment with required due process protections. We also hope that this action serves as a deterrent to others who might consider breaking the law on college campuses or anywhere.

The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Being a historian, people ask me if I think the US is living through Germany 1933.

I answer no, analogies are always imperfect but to me it feels more like Russia 1999: a blatant theft of state assets and liberals in a fugue state, refusing to believe the arc of progress is bending against them.