In case Canada needs further incentive, there's a kid in the stands, dressed like a goddamn eagle, who should be denied every opportunity for happiness.
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In case Canada needs further incentive, there's a kid in the stands, dressed like a goddamn eagle, who should be denied every opportunity for happiness.
Aaron Judge can eat shit.
Could be a long night of reconciling ourselves to our own mediocrity.
Baseball sure is neat though, eh??
How does one score an invite to a Naylor dinner party?
Look...all I'm saying is we should probably trade for Owen Caissie.
My preference is for Yariel Rodriguez to never play baseball again.
NOT AS LATE AS I AM 😍😍😍
Was driving, listening on the radio yesterday but I did have to pull over, every couple of minutes, to adjust my giant boner.
An entire day where I'm covered in ash?
Umm...I just call it Wednesday, thanks!
Get well soon, Anthony Santander. Or don't, I don't really give a fuck.
Look. All I'm saying is, it would be a real shame if Kid Rock shit himself during the Nazi Halftime Show.
Accidentally got drunk this afternoon. Whoopsie-doopsie!
Thanks for everything, Buck. I hope you know I love you.
Bit Underwhelmed by this trade TBH
So, how many MVPs do we have to give Aaron Judge before Yankee fans feel better about not winning the World Series?
Fuckin Schneider. Can't even win Manager of the Year.
Well...the good guys lost but I'm so proud of this team.
Except for Brendan Little.
Now that I've regained consciousness...
BORIS EVEREST BICHEEEEEEETTTTE
It's my medical opinion and, as his doctor, I have diagnosed him with magnificent penis syndrome.
Man, Ohtani gets some preferential treatment.
1. Gets to stay in the game after he's removed as a pitcher.
2. Gets extra warmup time.
3. Is allowed to gamble.
You know what I mean?
Springer. Such a magnificent penis 😍
RALLY CAPS, EVERYONE
George Springer's got a sore hip.
And a greeeeeeeeat big dick.
I'm sure we can be civilized about this
I love the shit out of all of ya
Good news!
Trey Yesavage is my biological son, I decided!
BORIS PHILOMENA BICHETTE
You know what I don't get?
Like...if Shohei Ohtani is the best player in the world, how come he's not as good as Trey Yesavage?
Schneider goes in dry!
"Ladies and gentlemen, here to fart the Canadian national anthem, please welcome PETER MANSBRIDGE!"
Just sayin'...
Game 6?