Justin Avery Smith

Timothee Chalamet whenever he walks near an opera house

Revenge of the Soy Boy Justin Avery Smith uses Star Wars as an intersection for personal and social comedic commentary.

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Timothee is now the Chris Pratt of the 4 Timothys

Going forward I would like a little less Timothee Chalamet and a lot more Timothy Olyphant

I’m not saying I know very little about sports, but yesterday I learned that SportsCenter was show and not a channel

Perfect job opening for Timothee Chalamet

WW3 is looking like a weak conclusion to the trilogy

Timothee Chalamet whenever he walks near an opera house

In 2026, I’m not so much a Trekkie as I am a WW3 correspondent

They should remake the Phantom of the Opera movie in time for it to outgross Timothee Chalamet’s next movie

Hannah Waddingham hearing Chalamet’s comments on opera

In this episode of Star Trek, a malevolent entity that feeds on hatred infects everyone with racism and propaganda so they fight eachother, all so it could sit back and reap the benefits.

What a ridiculous sci-fi premise, like THAT could ever happen!

WW3 is looking like a weak conclusion to the trilogy

This post was how I realized I misspelled “the” 🙈

Timothee should be forced to do a public apology while doing ballet and singing opera on thr red carpet of the Oscars

a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .

Doing a Seinfeld impression? At an open mic?

I hope Kristi Noem’s next cosplay includes an orange jumpsuit

In 2026, I’m not so much a Trekkie as I am a WW3 correspondent

I’m the same age as Timothee Chalamet, but I also have the same amount of respect for every art form as I do my own

You wouldn’t even be the first guy to win an Oscar for playing ping pong, Timothee

Natalie Portman has an Oscar for playing a ballerina, Timothee. You fucked a peach and played ping pong.

The Phantom of the Opera has a chandelier with Timothee Chalamet’s name on it

This is a William T. Riker appreciation post. Like this post if you appreciate Will Riker.

I hope Kristi Noem’s next cosplay includes an orange jumpsuit

Firing Kristi Noem is not enough.
She must be prosecuted.
She must be punished.

Justice must be served.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

What kind of world are we living in where Harry and Draco are getting along, but Trump and Kristi Noem aren’t?

Let’s just hope Kristi Noem doesn’t get a new job at a farm upstate

Overstuffed luggage cart.

Kristi Noem packing up her outfits.