uncle zeke ⚡️

new phone who dis?

thinking of getting a nippy piercing

my soul ascended while listening to LUX by ROSALIA

loving my body day by day :D

final fantasy tictacs 🫶🏼💕

hemlo

hello biski

:( sorry

You / Your Favourite Pokémon

*checks notes* yup, you're gonna d word (get DICKED)

best of luck mr. lanz!

do it, join the dark side. we have apple pie. :D

most of them are posting on fb and ig now tho. i reckon they're scared of being cancelled again lol.

Let's see you at 21!

i was living my best life. now, i'm going to reclaim it.

my body insecurities are creeping up again. 😒

had my keyfob reactivated! too bad they couldn't retain my old rate. oh well, there's no turning back now.

bought workout clothes (and a cute jockstrap to match), whey protein supplies, and about to register this week for a gym membership.

im gonna hold on to this momentum and work on my shit.

abiity unlocked: intimidate chz AHAHAHAHAHAH

If you were a Pokémon, what would your moveset be and why?

- Hyper Beam, i guess this is a given lol
- Slack Off, i nap a lot
- Scary Face, i have a resting bitch face
- Lick, ehe

I'm likely to be a Fuecoco given the moveset (granted, some are egg moves).

apir HAHAHAHAAHA taenang buhay to

i got a new addiction
www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

ber month na, putangina wala pa rin akong nagawang matino buong taon, lol.

What loot will you drop if you were a monster in an RPG?

Probably antidepressants and antipsychotics. With a side of metformin, lmao. Take my whole medicine pocket!

Also, I'd probably drop an Apple product at 1% rate.

i'll start my 2026 resolution as early as september.
let's do this! i need to get my shit together.

cuckolding, maybe?

uwu

still gay

Get to know your bloomfies.
List 10 things you’re into (not in order):

1. Pokémon
2. 2010s MMORPGs
3. Digital art and illustration
4. Photography
5. Powerlifting
6. Fruit shakes
7. Tarot and astrology
8. Pop music
9. Pets (dogs and cats)
10. Coffee and conversations

pretty much 😂
making it rain arrows is a nice touch too

BARD! maybe a mix of dnd/ffxiv/ragnarok kinda bard.