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Beauty and terror … the thrill and the hurting ….

Many such cases, yes

Israeli leaders keep writing down and publicly announcing, in English, their sinister plans just so everyone can play the morality game on easy mode and yet

people posting on Christmas Eve are sickos, besides me of course

Bg3 is so good. Fuckkkkkk ←thinking about lae’zel

when you see me on stage at a club whatever else you are experiencing you are 100% of the time seeing a man with cool rocks in his pocket

Yeah man this is like my eighth rodeo. I'm just really stupid

I like when I get strident and people come back w/"who are YOU??" bitch I wrote "the cow song" it was on the hound chronicles. uh huh. yeah. now suddenly you got nothin to say

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

Our Dying Leaders Both Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi suffered falls this week, the latest reminder of the gerontocracy we live under

From Pelosi's fall this week to McConnell's, the gerontocracy is literally dying to hold onto power

you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water

They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later

Biden Carried Away By Ants

Biden Carried Away By Ants
theonion.com/biden-carrie...

Ain't no party like a semi-colon party becuz a semi-colon party don't stop at least not completely

Semi-colon party all night long!
Say what?
Semi-colon party all night long!!

This is the definition of elitism. You the public don’t decide what the public interest is, we do

Jimmy Fallon, sweating through his suit on New Year’s Eve and constantly looking over his shoulder, in a forced voice: “Wow, look everybody, it’s Taylor Swift, here to perform her new single, ‘Don’t Kill CEOs (That’s Not Cool) feat. Bank of America’!”

I’m only about 60 pages into Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social and I’m already worried.

lmao

lol

Screenshot of Ken Klippenstein post that says “Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal. "The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.”

Front page of the New York Times on December 6, 2017, showing an enormous airbrushed photo of Harvey Weinstein after he was accused of sexual assault

They airbrushed the shit out of Harvey Weinstein smiling

i’ve been trying to block every gif reply to this post but there are too many to do that efficiently because a big part of the sensibility of bluesky is ‘smug dorkfulness’

a screenshot of a post of a customer satisfaction survey in which I have complained that people are liking but not reskeeting my posts. the screenshot of the post shows 6 reskeets and 50 likes, proving the joke and owning me so hard that I lmao out the window of the hotel where I took the survey, and am borne on winds of love to the promised realm beyond the hills

lol owned

a hotel "how can we help you" interface where I have selected "I have an issue" and in the "tell us more" field have written "people are liking but not reskeeting my incredible posts." (to be clear, this is a bit, I don't care at all, the joke is the imaginary version of me who gives a shit about this.)

thank God somebody is here to help

late in the year but top contender for most insane headline of 2024 so far. just absurd nonsense lol

opening and closing and opening social media like a maddened orca slamming myself against the walls of the pool

"blogger" is such an all time bitchy word lol