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I forgot this platform existed but heyyy I got married last month

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69 followers love to see it happy new year 🌟

they are trying to make being hot and sexy illegal. i am doing everything in my power to protect your rights

I am also chilling despite the conjunction happening exactly on top of my 2H moon and it being my man’s 7H mars return 🧘🏻 we didddd get the have quieter sex knock from my neighbor tho lmfao

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hate to say it but tiktok shop for exercise equipment has changed my lifeee I knew if I got a treadmill at home I would be unstoppable and alas I was correct and have a few other contraptions now too 💪🏻🙂‍↕️

haven’t had a celcius all week and what do u know I’ve actually been falling asleep at a normal time with a normal amount of melatonin instead of taking like 5 gummies and still not feeling the effects… veryyy interesting

I fucking loveee putting furniture together maybe my dream is to be a task rabbit

homemade cold brew update: I forgot to dilute today

I can’t stop buying my man christmas presents I need to get stuff for my family too and I keep trying to look for them but then I just buy him something else 😭

watching that new documentary about the 2004 tsunami can’t stop crying

gonna start making my own cold brew at home again now that I know I have to dilute it before I drink it 😵‍💫

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I loveeeee 730t’s art www.730t.world

my man goes to work way before I do so I love getting up with him and putting on my nice ass brooklinen robe to make him breakfast and send him off before getting right back in bed, it’s nice to have that quality time in the morning instead of just sleeping through him leaving 🙂‍↕️

melatonin dreams are no fucking joke

A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

you may not know this about me but I am inexplicably very good at bar games

we talked for maybe three minutes but we’re both queer so of course I know her orientation and what she does for work and where she’s from and what she did today

talking politics with my white male cousin at the bar ver loudly and this sweet little middle aged lesbian came up and complimented my pants and then was like is he bothering you I LOVE YOU GIRL

the best Christmas movie and it’s not close

12-eyed instagram filter on me

12-eyed instagram filter on me

nothing has ever been more me than this 12-eyed instagram filter 🙂‍↕️ biblically accurate 12H stellium

a small subsection of my bedroom wall on which I have mosaicked art prints that all have orange and blue as their main color schemes and mostly involve the naked form

ordered a ton of Chinese food to feel better 🙂‍↕️

I actually feel like I’m going insane I don’t understand how I can be so clear and yet receive everything but the answer to the question I’m asking like my entire life is one long gaslight I can’t do this

being a 12H stellium is actually so fucking ass, nothing that works for everyone else works for me and there’s never a fucking reason it just fucking doesn’t

I’m clumsy as fuck regardless of where mars is because of my ADHD but this is so insane

mars moved into my 2H and I cannot stop hurting myself omg between yesterday and today I’ve kicked my desk and bruised my toe, smashed my calf against the bench in my dining room, bit the fuck out of my tongue, and knocked my knee into my desk

had a dream my man was kidnapped and I had to fight to get him back which feels…. apt