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Mitchell Epner

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Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head https://mitchellepner.substack.com/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner

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Hüsker Dü - Makes No Sense At All
Hüsker Dü - Makes No Sense At All YouTube video by Victor Peres

Song for the Day: Makes No Sense At All - Husker Du

youtu.be/J1sYN0PuRs4?...

10.03.2026 10:28 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

One of my proudest professional achievements are the years (2001 - 04) I served as an Assistant United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey. Although imperfect, the Office did its best to live up to the oath to protect & defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign & domestic.

SMDH!

09.03.2026 22:01 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Which is why I use the”[sarcasm alert]” in my posts.

I’m already not that funny. I don’t want to compound that by being misunderstood.

09.03.2026 21:52 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Woe to those who call good evil and evil good.

09.03.2026 21:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I doubt that Dahlquist lied to the judge about when he learned of the possibility of settlement.

I believe that the people at the DOJ who settled without telling Dahlquist (if that is what happened) gave no consideration to the institutional damage they are doing to the DOJ with the judiciary.

09.03.2026 17:13 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The Trump DOJ, burning the credibility built up by generations of candor to the courts out incompetence and/or malevolence:

“You’re a lead counsel for the United States and you didn’t receive this term sheet until I did at 6:30 AM this morning?” Subramanian asked. “Correct,” Dahlquist said.

09.03.2026 16:58 👍 67 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
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March Madison - Week 1 just a platform for my cows, tbh

back to substack, at least for this month! 🐄

open.substack.com/pub/madisone...

09.03.2026 12:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Brilliant, and I’m sorry about my use of the Taconic State Parkway.

09.03.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Prediction - Pain.wmv
Prediction - Pain.wmv YouTube video by Danger Guerrero

Economic forecast with oil >$100/barrel.

youtu.be/lSPNQ82Sq4E?...

09.03.2026 08:20 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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Country Joe McDonald, anti-war singer who electrified Woodstock, dies at 84 Country Joe and the Fish's best-known song, "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag," captured the growing anti-war sentiment of the Vietnam era.

www.npr.org/2026/03/08/n...

09.03.2026 08:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Country Joe Mcdonald - Feel Like i'm Fixing to Die Rag - Woodstock '69
Country Joe Mcdonald - Feel Like i'm Fixing to Die Rag - Woodstock '69 YouTube video by Lidia

Song for the Day: Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag (NSFW) - Country Joe & The Fish

youtu.be/eRl6-bHlz-4?...

09.03.2026 07:46 👍 26 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2
Pretenders - Message Of Love (Official Music Video)
Pretenders - Message Of Love (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Pretenders

Song for the Day: Message Of Love - Pretenders

youtu.be/RlOV6ywJt7s?...

08.03.2026 11:29 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Justice Department Denounces Federal Judges in Fight Against Law Firms

Once again, the New York Times runs a story analyzing the text of a legal pleading/order but FAILS to link to the document.

This is an editorial stance that serves NYT’s interest to keep readers in its “walled garden” over imparting knowledge to readers.

For shame.

Gift link

07.03.2026 12:58 👍 53 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
Depeche Mode - Everything Counts (Official Video)
Depeche Mode - Everything Counts (Official Video) YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO

Song for the Day: Everything Counts - Depeche Mode

youtu.be/1t-gK-9EIq4?...

07.03.2026 12:26 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Having raised my child in and around Central Park, hearing "Lyin' Ass Bitch" would not have been in the top 10 things that I was concerned were too adult for her.

But, you're right.

06.03.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump may or may not have mastered object permanence, so I do not believe that he is taking long-term consequences into account.

06.03.2026 20:32 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Ex-DOJ officials say they stopped Trump from installing ally pushing 2020 elector plot On Jan. 3, 2021, a group of top Department of Justice officials stopped then-President Donald Trump from installing an ally to take over the Justice Department and enact a plan that might have illegal...

In the first Trump term, a former colleague in private practice was 1 of the 4 AUSAs who resigned rather than go along with AG Barr's command that they seek a lenient sentence for Roger Stone.

The threat of mass DOJ resignations was part of why Trump was dissuaded from stealing 2020 election.

06.03.2026 20:30 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Lyin' Ass Bitch
Lyin' Ass Bitch YouTube video by Fishbone - Topic

Song for the Day: Lyin' Ass Bitch - Fishbone

youtu.be/YROmPNUHmpY?...

06.03.2026 20:25 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Fair.

I did not expect to see the day when Grand Jury independence actually was a meaningful bulwark against fascism.

Nevertheless, here we are.

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

I had a brother at Khe Sanh
Fightin' off them Viet Cong
They're still there
He's all gone

06.03.2026 20:20 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Tripper’s (Bill Murray) “It Just Doesn’t Matter” Speech | Meatballs (1979) | TCM
Tripper’s (Bill Murray) “It Just Doesn’t Matter” Speech | Meatballs (1979) | TCM YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies

Cue Tripper (Bill Murray) in Meatballs:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=necp...

06.03.2026 19:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tommy Norris: You want oil to live above 60 but below 90 (Landman Paramount+ Series Quotes) #shorts
Tommy Norris: You want oil to live above 60 but below 90 (Landman Paramount+ Series Quotes) #shorts YouTube video by MagicalQuoteMTV

Cue Tommy Norris (Billy Bob Thorton) on Landman explaining how it is bad for the oil business (and America) when WTI prices rise above $90/barrel.

www.youtube.com/shorts/CX-mX...

06.03.2026 19:56 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I have to imagine that some prosecutor is going to read this admission and see a road to publicity in bringing a high-profile prosecution.

It would be ironic for Cluely's business model (do high-profile things for clicks) would be the (1) cause of and (2)operational path for its demise.

06.03.2026 19:52 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Step 1: Indict foreign officials for violations of law.
Step 2: Demand foreign country comply with Trump's demands.
Step 3: If foreign country does not comply, invade and "arrest" foreign officials.
Step 4: Install puppet government that will comply with Trump's demands.
Step 5: Repeat.

06.03.2026 19:32 👍 60 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 1

Cue Tommy Norris (Billy Bob Thorton) from Landman explaining why it is bad for the oil business (and America in general) when WTI prices get above $90/barrel.

[Seriously, someone please link the clip. I can't find it.]

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2

In 1945, the calls for "unconditional surrender" of Germany & Japan led to the signing of 2 documents of surrender & the complete (largely peaceful) occupation of those former adversaries by the US (in Japan) with UK, France & USSR (in Germany).

When Trump says it, it's just "cool words" he's heard

06.03.2026 19:20 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

3/3 . . . and that is why people frequently say elections have consequences," Epner said.

06.03.2026 13:28 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

2/ ‘We, the judiciary, are not the place to go in order to put limits on this use of executive power,'" Mitchell Epner, a former federal prosecutor, told USA TODAY.

. . .

“In the absence of the Republican Party breaking with Donald Trump, there is no way for Congress to rein in Donald Trump, . .

06.03.2026 13:28 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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'Might makes right'? Why experts have fears for rule of law The escalating conflict in Iran has thrust foundational legal questions about the president's war powers into the spotlight. Here are answers.

1/ I am extremely grateful to be included among those commenting on the legality of the U.S. military actions against the Islamic Republic of Iran in USA TODAY with @ayshabagchi.bsky.social.

"It's not the courts saying that that this is an appropriate use of executive power, but that . . .

06.03.2026 13:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not clear.

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0