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Honey, it’s an ultrasound, not a microwave.
It doesn’t warm up the fetus like reheating a burrito.

Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart 🙄
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

Applies to ttrpg and other hobbies also.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

A fullish moon and many chem trails stretching through the sky.

Look at all these chem trails on an election night in Texas. Damn you, Joe Biden!

I can’t post!

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

Now that the air strikes in Iran are over when do we do this dopes house?

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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Please don’t post stuff like this while I am eating. I almost choked.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Larry Hama posted online, “I am getting messages from Comics Gaters claiming that the vast majority of my fans are in their ranks. If this is true, I truly regret the last 40 years of my work. And I have to question the clarity of my writing if so many misinterpreted what I had to say all these years.”

Larry is the best

A lot of people think G.I. Joe is just a bunch of army guys, but so many of them have such fun, larger-than-life aspects to their characters that add so much to their personalities. Those file cards that came with the toys, many of which were written by Larry Hama iirc, were the what made it.

There is only one person who should be writing the script for the next GI Joe movie. His name is Larry Hama.

Oh God oh no oh fuck!

ken bone from the 2016 election

The Ken Bone fandom is dying. Reskeet if you're a true Boner

Body / Head - "Actress" YouTube video by Matador Records

Kim Gordon still out there making the best music currently out of anyone in Sonic Youth. I keep coming back to this album directly after their break up for mind-bending tunes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxJ...

Trump turns and looks at people like a turtle looking for lettuce

I ain't watching that bag of demented dicks babble. Fuck that shit!

The meme thing of Agent Dale Cooper saying: “Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.” Only it’s Tim Robinson from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE

The toys say Doc is the pacifist. The cartoon and comic say it's Lifeline.

It's time they put up their paci-fists and settle this in the ring!

Who do you think of as G.I. JOE’s resident pacifist? And which G.I. JOE medic do you prefer?

Thank you for your service.🫡

She slid in my BMs.

Rimworld mod? What a great game.

A couple of grape
Gummies and The Chameleons’
“Script of the Bridge”? Dude