PieGopher

Accepting multiple pronunciations of "Arceus" was a slippery slope - I've just heard a YouTuber pronounce it "ar-koose" and I'm SO MAD

We've got icy rain here, which if you don't know is kind of terrifying - But did you also know that the sound of variable-sized chunks of ice falling on your house in short bursts sound a LOT like someone is in your house throwing stuff around at 6am? It's true!✨️

A middle aged hipster (Piegopher) lying on a couch with a brown, fuzzy blanket over his lower half. A small black dog (Toto) is sleeping on his legs.

Guess I'll just have to cancel my plans

I can't wait for my plants to come back from winter. I wonder if they'll have stories~ Do you think they'll remember me?

When Sartre wrote "Hell is other people" he was probably at a roller disco

I survived a roller disco

It's so precious when you realize someone's level of humor isn't very deep so whenever you want you can say "working hard or hardly working??" and you know they're just going to LOVE IT

Intelligence is knowing that the word "ejaculate" can mean to say something energetically.

Wisdom is knowing that you still shouldn't ejaculate it in a public place.

My dog gets so excited when I ask him if he wants to go pee. That's the kind of enthusiasm I want to approach life with.

A screenshot of the game Dwarf Fortress. A catapult appears to have a baby in it.

It's hard to describe the appeal of Dwarf Fortress. Anyway, here's a baby catapult.

LAUNDRY DAY

A lady running for a train just rammed her way through everyone using a baby carriage with a baby in it 😆 Full on bruised my legs. Hope the baby had fun at least

You ever see a really neat video and think "I wish this was half covered by a video of someone watching this video and doing nothing"?

The torso of a comic book hero. He has sleeves composed of strips of fabric forming an irregular grid. One strip of fabric is conforming to the crook of his elbow when by rights it should be popping right out of there and looking a fugly mess. A label points to it, stating "Is it glued on??"

Scoping a new superhero cosplay project. Riding the "This looks doable!" to "oh it could never exist in real life" pipeline

My body: *finally just about done fixing up all those lil rips n tears all over my muscles*

Me: *heading directly to the lil rips n tears store*

2nd favourite result is the cute lil milkshake I get after

My favourite result of working out is that, when I'm done, it's a long time before I have to do it again

Me all though Boonboomger

Zig-a-zig ahhh~

A simple pencil drawing of several spice girls merged into a body horror Blob of bodies. The caption reads "We are Allspice. We will tell you what we want"

Found this in one of my old sketchbooks: Allspice

A ten dollar bag of chicken donuts. They're just nuggies with a hole in the middle.

Has science gone too far?

My friend group is having an epidemic of good reasons to quit alcohol - Does anyone have good suggestions for group hangout ideas that don't revolve around drinking?

(Movie nights and board games are already considered!)

+1 to this! But also, if you ever have the thought "I can probably unhook the string photos and reattach it later..." don't trust it!! Just tuck it in! It'll save you an embarrassing favor from your neighbor 😆

Imagine having to do a Death Star run just to go pee

She wore it for the rest of the night and it made me so happy

A scene lady in an edgy suit at the bar was struggling with her tie, and I did a half Windsor for her- Am I an elder emo?

Sure!

A middle aged hipster (Piegopher) holding a hard cover version of three Dungeon Crawl Classics rulebook, the special printing with a "7 pointed star" on the cover. Or so they said, but it's actually just a pentagram with two extra prongs. The cover is black faux-leather with gold details

An impulse buy- I don't actually have a plan to play Dungeon Crawl Classics yet, but the book was so pretty...

A Magic the Gathering card of Princess Yue from Avatar the Last Airbender. When she dies she becomes a land called "Moon"

A Magic the Gathering card of Toph, Earthbending Master from Avatar the Last Airbender. She has the ability to make lands attack, and can fully use it on Moon.

Now in MtG
Yue: *touching farewell as she gives up her life to become the moon*
Toph: Dibs *throws moon*