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The Bird your Mom warned you about.

@sadisticbirdy

- Furry Porn/Fetish Writer - He/Him - Open for commissions - See more at https://www.furaffinity.net/user/llyander

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No, I think it's the actions of the opposing party that lead to us seeing them as the enemy, Matthew. Their sustained transphobic, homophobic, racist, poor-hating, billionaire-pandering, destructive, fascist actions. Stop trying to somehow make this our fault.

11.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald was accused of fucking a kid, Elon’s website generates child porn on demand from actual CSAM, we’re blowing up children for the sake of several religious madmen, but nooooooo it’s completely fictional art that’s the problem.

Fuck you fuckers and fuck you everyone who called us alarmist.

11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of an anthro dog boy in a crop top and panties. The crop top reads β€œKEEP CALLING” and the panties read β€œWE CAN WIN.” Text around him reads: Barking news: Hot furries go to yellat.money & yap for queer creators and sex workers! Be polite, be chill, be persistent! Be the annoying queer you truly long to be! He looks a little devious and is yap yapping into his phone. It is a silly cheeky picture about an important thing.

An image of an anthro dog boy in a crop top and panties. The crop top reads β€œKEEP CALLING” and the panties read β€œWE CAN WIN.” Text around him reads: Barking news: Hot furries go to yellat.money & yap for queer creators and sex workers! Be polite, be chill, be persistent! Be the annoying queer you truly long to be! He looks a little devious and is yap yapping into his phone. It is a silly cheeky picture about an important thing.

WE CAN STILL WIN!

yellat.money

12.11.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 4603 πŸ” 2119 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

These are some of the biggest SubscribeStar content changes to pay attention to. And yes, this is explicitly due to payment processors

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11.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 31

β€œWe see you joked about a werewolf saying to throw bricks at people. This is basically IRL terrorism”

09.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 916 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap, that's gorgeous.

05.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is the point of the Democrats? Spineless. Useless. Directionless. Devoid of morals or integrity or courage.

05.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, it looks like the commissions link doesn't work?

04.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly don’t know if I can be bothered to add yet another platform. I already try to keep track of signal, discord and telegram.

04.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The real purpose of age verification is forcing every online action to be linked to ID. It’s for targeting dissidents, creating profiles on everyone, and constant Epstein blackmail/extortion if you view β€œadult content”.

03.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

man its so weird how appeasement doesn't work. fortunately there have been no historical examples of this that could have served as a guiding light to avoid it in the present

03.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@severuscoil.bsky.social - Long time no speak, dear. Glad to see you're still around.

02.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Nine Deaths of Milo Grey - Part One by Llyander -- Fur Affinity [dot] net Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

Part one of the Nine Deaths of Milo Grey is now posted on FA. Please note the content warnings and tags for this story!

#WritingSky #Furry

www.furaffinity.net/view/64166245/

02.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now you can fondle your Transformer’s balls in the safety of your own bedroom.

01.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pathetic. Where's your spine, man?

28.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Operation "Stop talking about the Epstein Files" is a go.

28.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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tom from the cartoon tom and jerry is sitting on the floor with his mouth open . ALT: tom from the cartoon tom and jerry is sitting on the floor with his mouth open .

23,028 words later, my biggest commissioned story is done. Taken nine months to complete at a rate of about 2500 words a month. I gotta try and get that average up.

Hopefully the commissioner is okay with it, but this wordcount may change if he decides he doesn't like the ending.

#writingsky

27.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There needs to be more art of sundews, but I commissioned this one from the amazing EveAra.

24.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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azka and faye (blizzard entertainment and etc) created by pthalo - e621 View this 1920x1080 30.1 MB image

#nsfw #vore #cockvore #cum #cumdigestion The latest Pthalo animation is amaaaaaazing. e621.net/posts/6204570

20.02.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happily guilty.

20.02.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All you're doing is ruining the internet for kids. Thanks to your pigheaded legislation my daughter can't talk to her friends, can't play games she's been playing for years, is blocked from almost everything online and I'm forced to try and explain to her why she can't do the things she used to do.

16.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the more hyperbolic shit like this I hear, the less I want to buy this game.

16.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. Well done, Goat.

16.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, you people live in a bubble. The rest of the world has no clue who you or any of these folks are.

15.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This commission is now officially the longest thing I've written in ten years. Man. I need to write more.

#Writing #Commissions

14.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.

Well that's just kind of sad.

11.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

.....Sigh.

09.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Talk about a slap in the face to the artists who have supported your organisation for, in some cases, a decade.

That's pretty pathetic, @megaplexcon.org. Seriously.

If this is how your new management is going to run things then I suspect you're going to see your attendance numbers dropping.

09.02.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, these are lovely. Shame you're all the way across the pond from me.

08.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a space ship is flying near the earth in space ALT: a space ship is flying near the earth in space

Passed the 18,000 word mark on the single biggest commission I've ever worked on for a single client. It's been a long road. Getting from there to here.

The end is in sight!

#Writing

07.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0