Allan Murphy

It doesn't list creatine and hair gel, so I am guessing that is hidden in some other accounting somewhere.

Carol is doing better than people 50 years younger than her

Aristocracy is fucking nonsense.

Did I remember right that you grew up in Scotland Duncan - fine strain of anti-authoritarian, anti-royalty, pro-"wur all jist the same aye" there.

Sacred geometry

Well, sure he is - that was partly my dumb joke, that he is asking a favour.
But the point stands, the timeline suggests someone who is not going to feel any obligation to grant favours or obey orders, right?
Or am I missing something important.

Timeline:
1953: US overthrows legit Iranian government
1980-88: US supports Iraq in Iran-Iraq war
1988: Naval and air strikes on Iran
2020: Sulemani assassinated in Tehran
2024: US bombs Iran
2026: US bombs Iran, kills Khamenei's father, wife and child
2026: Trump: "uh can I ask favor real quick"

"You are doing war tactics Pete didn't think of and have invented a straight which is ILLEGAL. You need to STOP, it's very unfair, nobody has been treated more unfairly than YOURS TRULY in terms of WAR, which it is not"

I recently had the hand over moment - at a local museum of tanks and planes, my kids (one in particular) now tell me the variants and models, not vice versa.

An important dad moment, along with 'floor is lava' and 'if you love it so much why don't you marry it'

These people are just discovering:
- there’s a strait
- a lot of oil goes through it
- Iran can control it
- Hormuz is not to do with trans kids
- Iran make drones
- For Russia?!??!? Who knew
- they might have a lot of them because they are cheap

That’s fine, this is all fine

And Iran have how many - four, maybe five?

This was so good

No, never - Trump was offended he lost a court case in Scotland over putting a turbine farm in the sea off his precious golf course, and will never change his mind now.

Birb nitpicking surplus to requirements

Full marks for alternate usage of halcyon

Or being garrulous? In cars.

The guy who destroyed her consumer financial protection bureau? Uh… sure 😳

Despite my obvious disadvantage, trying not to be Alan

People said energy security and our president said… well we know what he said.

Don’t follow Tate’s ‘oeuvre’ - does he mean The Matrix by the Wachowski sisters 😂😂

There is a Twatt island off Orkney. Tell me it’s not that

(Awesome present!)

Speaking as an Allan who enjoys some morose, I approve

Actually he genuinely looks like he is on an exciting adventure (he is).
Tell us if he likes his new place!

This is the best, well done. My boy Gunnar is a rescue and he is the best human.

Media literacy on the right is extremely poor.

The classic ‘hey guys my password isn’t working… guys? Guys?’

I dunno man. I’ve worked at several places where people were moved to ‘special projects’ then the project quietly canned

Oh Kristi - we hardly knew ya*

* and didn’t wanna

Didn’t they heavily reduce / repurpose those departments 🙄

Wow, I didn’t think it’d be THIS soon