Danny Germaine

A picture of an olive green pilot's flight suit laid out on the floor. It's a jumpsuit that covers the entire body, including arms and legs. The material looks synthetic.

An olive green pilot's flight suit hanging up. The are panels running up the inside of outside of the legs and arms with horizontal elastic bands across them. The same panels go up the torso from crotch to neck, so it's a wild array of horizontal bands. It looks a little bit like a space suit designed by H.R. Giger.

Ooh I want a Soviet era MiG flight suit so bad.

A normal one would do but the high altitude suit looks wild with all the straps.

a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face Alt: Rachel Dratch in her pivotal SNL role as Debbie Downer. She's making a grimace as the camera pans in closer until her face fills the entire frame.

Oh boy. I just tallied up my startup costs for training and between insurance, a new Ipad, mapping subscription, and a headset, my new one hour rate is $1,850.

O ho, jail for mother!

Oh lord. Their little mournful faces.

They respond by banging cabinet doors with their little feet like tiny poltergeists throwing a tantrum.

Every day around this time, I'm telling my cat that he and his sister need to wait 15 minutes to be fed dinner.

Chat, these cats can't read a clock. They've never been able to read a clock.

a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face Alt: Rachel Dratch in her pivotal SNL role as Debbie Downer. She's making a grimace as the camera pans in closer until her face fills the entire frame.

Oh boy. I just tallied up my startup costs for training and between insurance, a new Ipad, mapping subscription, and a headset, my new one hour rate is $1,850.

Don't mind me - I'm just hemming my new slacks and struggling with ironing in a good front crease.

🙅🏻‍♂️ "Lemme see naked pics."

💁🏻‍♂️ "Lemme buy you a David Clark H10.13S headset."

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Just a lil bit of ✌🏽reallocation of wealth✌🏽 ... as a treat.

Whew, today I joined a very attractive couple and it was such a great time.

So true! 😖

My doctor recommended it for all mucus membrane contact, including kissing so I tried it last night after a very hot make out session with a gentleman caller.

Whomp whomp.

Who has two thumbs and just found his first medicine allergy??

This guy and it's doxy pep. 🙇🏻

My lips look really hot and plumped though. 😂

Fired is very aggressive - I would put you on a friend PIP first.

A drawing of a cat throwing up.

Yacko, from Animaniacs, stares at his phone with the weariest of tired eyes. He and I are both tired of this bullshit.

I'm so tired of this shit, Winifred.

Very.

a man is sitting at a table holding a microphone and a drink . Alt: Hyungwon, a young and stylish Korean man, is seated at a table holding a mic. He purses his lips slightly, looks into the distance, and slowly puts it down before picking up an iced coffee and taking a sip.

Sometimes I want to share what came through a booking request but I'm like this now about it:

a group of people sitting in a room with a nasa logo on the wall behind them Alt: A group of people sitting in a mission control room with a NASA logo on the wall behind them. One person in the foreground stands up with both hands raised in a victory pose, then more and more people stand from their work stations to cheer and celebrate. They high five each other joyously. I am also overjoyed at my own achievement, which is writing this goddamn research paper.

22 pages, chat.

I think we did it.

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

They totally do!! We have good taste 💅🏽

😭😂😭🙃🙃🙃

I know my BAS advisor is worriedddd because she saw it in my outline and has no idea what direction I'm going in. 😂

A still from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie stands in front of a wall covered with printed papers, newspaper clippings, and photos. Red lines are drawn from point to point to illustrate connections and a conspiracy. Charlie is wearing a short sleeved button down shirt with a tie. He looks wild eyed and holds a cigarette as he pleads his case to someone just off camera. I feel the same at this point of my paper to be honest.

Me, on page 19 and at the point of my paper when I clarify I don't think the US is gonna move forward into electrified aircraft because they love oil and having shitty infrastructure but the countries in China's Belt-Road Initiative totally will:

This is one of my favorite creatures of all time (after the squids and cuttlefishes of course)

😂😂😂 13 pages in and 2/3 of the way finished. No looking back now.