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Half man, half Fhtagn. Hull, music, politics, space, nature, folklore, science, food. All things gothic, books, punk rock. Discontent creator.

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Velvet Underground and Nico. I'm sure I could never tire of listening to it.

12.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's settle this once and for all:

£5 note - Bruce Forsyth
£10 note - Miriam Margoyles
£20 note - Linton Kwesi Johnson
£50 note - Viv Nicholson

11.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thank you, Amy! 💙

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Every fucking word. 🎯🎯🎯

09.03.2026 21:58 👍 23 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 1

But how? Didn't he publicly announce he had bombed their nuclear bomb making facilities.

09.03.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jamie Dodgers.

07.03.2026 10:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She looks surprisingly impressed!

06.03.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And 165 schoolgirls aged 7 - 12 years.

02.03.2026 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Greens have played a blinder, they are now the opposition to all the centre and right parties. Hence over the 40% of the vote being for them.

27.02.2026 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"Hands up if you threw everything you had at a by-election and only 14% of the electorate voted for you"

27.02.2026 16:56 👍 569 🔁 109 💬 20 📌 4
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Does anyone else use Fudge Nougat (pronounced nugget) as an insult? Scarborough seafront shop.

26.02.2026 11:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

How does he sleep at night?

25.02.2026 09:14 👍 3600 🔁 605 💬 99 📌 54

#CatchThePhrase #MusicChallenge | 205
The original by The Tennors

Ride Your Donkey share.google/BfAAk816npN0...

21.02.2026 12:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Her: At least no other royals were big friends with paedophiles like Epstein or Savile.
Him: er... Um...

21.02.2026 12:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2026 07:09 👍 865 🔁 200 💬 20 📌 9

😂

15.02.2026 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Algorithms gonna algorithm.

15.02.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Poor as a church mouse

15.02.2026 14:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The air braces does it you up. What is this supposed to say?

15.02.2026 09:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Especially always fighting, fighting age men!

15.02.2026 09:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/full...

12.02.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

So this is the only take you give a full story to. Mr Farage the right wing xenophobe.. Says everything about your motives.

13.02.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now gimme the dough!

13.02.2026 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Let’s start with the cunts who were rewarded for dragging us out of the European Union and costing us over £100 billion per annum?

A cost that rises every year.

The Tories and Reform want to charge Mendelson with treason — so do I.

But he’s not the only traitor in the room.

03.02.2026 22:06 👍 127 🔁 38 💬 8 📌 1
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Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

03.02.2026 22:10 👍 25666 🔁 12016 💬 999 📌 1095

No new pictures.

Where are you at mentally?

02.02.2026 23:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here's how many times each president and nominee appeared in the Epstein Files in the last 25 years.

George W. Bush, Al Gore, John Kerry, Barack Obama, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris. TOTAL: 0

Donald Trump. TOTAL: 48,571 and counting.

01.02.2026 17:25 👍 144 🔁 55 💬 3 📌 2
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The people have had enough.

31.01.2026 09:31 👍 1175 🔁 418 💬 22 📌 34

We always called them Gasometers. Not sure if that was just colloquial.

28.01.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.

25.01.2026 22:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hang on! I only follow because someone once said this account was Taylor Swift. Followed since long ago on twitter.

22.01.2026 12:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0