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25.12.2025 07:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This is a doodle I drew in 2020.
It contains the growth process of an animal artist.

This is a doodle I drew in 2020. It contains the growth process of an animal artist.

Super cute snail

24.12.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 8333 πŸ” 1743 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 38
you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil

you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil

that’s absolutely right Alex πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

21.11.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 2030 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Updating my LEGO White House

23.10.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 47227 πŸ” 11045 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 440
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 28999 πŸ” 5922 πŸ’¬ 347 πŸ“Œ 333
a standard poodle cut to look like a sheep

a standard poodle cut to look like a sheep

a standard poodle cut to look like a sheep

a standard poodle cut to look like a sheep

a standard poodle cut to look like a sheep

a standard poodle cut to look like a sheep

guys look at my beautiful gorl

17.10.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A female knight lays partially submerged on dark water, surrounded by water lilies and ghostly hands

A female knight lays partially submerged on dark water, surrounded by water lilies and ghostly hands

At rest πŸ—‘

19.09.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 1900 πŸ” 587 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

ugh do i really want to reread homestuck

12.09.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Baby watching meat the same color as itself through a grinder

Baby watching meat the same color as itself through a grinder

America.jpg

09.09.2025 14:19 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I still cant believe Panty and Stocking came to Texas and went to Buc-ees 🦫

03.09.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 2777 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

there is no coherent thought process behind this sadly

30.08.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 1471 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9
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18.08.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 6725 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 36

i wish we could just speedrun the end of capitalism im fed up with pretending i care about my office job

19.08.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.08.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

first episode recap: This is somehow even dumber than the original ending to dexter and it’s starting to get SO dumb it’s wrapping back around to being kinda campy which i’m really vibing with. 3/10

16.08.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

script: $20 (premium subscription to chatgpt)
song licenses: $10,000,000

16.08.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

??? where even am i atp. what is even going on.

16.08.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dexter writers write any meaningful comment on trauma challenge impossible

16.08.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this show is just so…………..written

16.08.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GUH the 2025 flashback to a -tard insult are you guys….sure…..

16.08.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

shoot him again he has plot armor it’s funny

16.08.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol lol lol old dexter ending β€œi dunno it made sense then” no it didnt buddy

16.08.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he might be a serial killer and be written terribly but the man DOES have taste in a sandwich. valid reason to watch this garbage

16.08.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dna: mom i want bones
me: we have bones at home
the bones at home:

16.08.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im this reno 911 cop showing up to do exposition for 5 mins

16.08.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me im the story of a lifetime of trauma and how it harms people on the side of the bad part of you winning and passing all your shitty harmful habits directly down to your kids

16.08.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

imo we should let harrison morgan of dexter resurrection, and only harrison morgan of dexter resurrection, be judge, jury, and executioner for the coming revolution

16.08.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0