Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy

Same, buddy

Ohhhhhhh xoxoxox

Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

Nobody has ever been so lyrically yet thoroughly excoriated as in this piece. And yet, few people have ever deserved such a complete dismantling as the Prince formerly known as Andrew

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How is it that all the most adorable animals in the universe make it over to your place?

My learning curve is such that my upgrades then need upgrades!

Same (1997) - paper cuts from those files were no joke

We used to play tetherball in summer camp all the time; if only I had thought of the strategy to EAT the ball!

I do not accept this

My 15 year old made his totally fire steak tacos for dinner. I could get used to that

Oh and my Hanukkah act has had three headpieces and counting

Burlesque friends, what is your record for replacing a particular costume piece. Me, I just made new panties for my Barry Sisters act for the third time

OK FINE I’ll peel myself off the sofa and go get groceries for dinner, SHEESH

Of course they don’t seem to have it in Canada but I am going to visit my parents in Florida in a couple of weeks and intend to bring back a haul of drugstore products I can’t get here, including my beloved Almay deodorant

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Superannuated Showgirl

He’s really a stunner

I used to love to bring watermelon to my neighbours’ chickens. They devoured it in the happiest way

Once again, if nausea is an uncommon but known side effect of a medication, of course I will be the one on the verge of puking for days

I mean seriously, I’m near there all the time for dance class anyway

This article may have finally motivated me to go to the gym

Well sure, if you completely ignore the woman who keeps winning statewide office

The people who seem to be just fine with elevating the guy with the Nazi tattoo (and other racist fandoms) to the highest halls of power in the country are the ones with the privilege not to worry about someone with a Nazi tattoo. As a Jew I personally find it terrifying

Yes, only it’s when I click on a post to read the replies. When I’m done an go back to the feed it starts from the top again

'Burlesque is the art of poking fun': Iconic festival celebrates 20 years in Vancouver An inside look at the Vancouver International Burlesque Festival, kicking off later this month.

'Burlesque is the art of poking fun': Iconic festival celebrates 20 years in Vancouver

Jenn Farrell is a Creative Force | The Tyee Her Witness The Fitness gym in Vancouver centres women and LGBTQ2S+ people of all sizes, shapes and experiences.

#CreativeForce💡: “What if we didn’t make it about changing what you look like? What if we made it about the 10,000 other more interesting things that this process can do?” 💪

Given that we moved to Canada 12 years ago and they have lived here ever since, I think they are covered

Hey, my kids (born in the US to a US mom and Canadian dad) can now pass their Canadian citizenship to their kids even if the kids are born abroad too.

2. A supermarket where you leave your list to be picked and packed and go into a back room “speakeasy” spa for full pampering and when you are done and rested you pick up your groceries and go home. Nobody needs to know you weren’t just running errands

1. Early evening nightclub where you can dance your butt off to your preferred music, then go into a back room where you are tucked in with lavender aromatherapy and clean sheets and can sleep undisturbed until morning and

Yes! And also
I once had a great brainstorm on this with a group of smart creative menopausal women. Our top ideas were:

Oy vey