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Sometimes known as Funline. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The Woke left is putting Ice in your water

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wait are these the actual paid protesters

13.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 5289 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 22

Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could β€œbomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.

11.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 7983 πŸ” 1589 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 337
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25467 πŸ” 6922 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 429

i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that β€œthe most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3103 πŸ” 512 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 21
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 17213 πŸ” 3500 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 237

An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1298 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

White people entitlement is so great. They don't want non-whites to move to their country because they'll destroy the culture (nepo babybhipsters starting burger joints), and then bomb a country to the ground because someone threw a dart at a map of the middle east.

09.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone complaing about the pitt's psa storylines doesn't remember what 90s network tv was like. people were getting addicted to diet pills and meeting nine year olds with aids every week. "buhhh what about my morally ambiguous antiheroes" shut the fuck up. this is tv heritage.

08.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like β€œoh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

10.08.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 30183 πŸ” 5960 πŸ’¬ 432 πŸ“Œ 236

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

05.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2931 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 4
Preview
Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7547 πŸ” 2185 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 65

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 4122 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 9

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4588 πŸ” 1086 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 39

Logistics is woke. Supply is woke. End-state planning is woke. Force protection? Believe it or not, woke

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 2744 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 19

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

04.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 5024 πŸ” 1127 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 6

DC journalists have a golden opportunity.

Just say something like "since they will be honoring an avowed enemy of free speech and a free press, I will not be attending the Correspondents' Association dinner this year."

It's telling how many will not, even when handed to them on a silver platter.

03.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1881 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 22

Jamelle Bouie clearly and quite publicly works very hard to be informed and even-handed and anyone talking about him as if he’s not doing either of those things should shut the fuck up and definitely be widely ignored

02.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 3561 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 19

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

02.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 5846 πŸ” 1295 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 39

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

02.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 8071 πŸ” 2220 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 70

Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep

01.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 3834 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 41

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

01.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3577 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 64

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

28.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 6719 πŸ” 1488 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 40

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 10853 πŸ” 2025 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 85

If I were a head of state, I would think setting a precedent that assassination is a legitimate tool of state competition would be unwise

28.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 3520 πŸ” 607 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 32

Today’s military strikes on Iran β€” carried out by the United States and Israel β€” mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 17278 πŸ” 3600 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 218

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

27.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 3657 πŸ” 631 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 12897 πŸ” 4774 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 108