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another phone side button that takes a photo that gets autodeleted after 30 days

would you rather experience faster face-first technology in the envy pods or enjoy a 3x faster verification in their new face-first envy pods

honey, come look!

vibeshift lol

What matters in the age of AI is the thing we're selling

your mom's a live player

as much as half of the content of any given library is entirely made up

Gnosis is how you come gnow stuff

didn't God smite the israelites for something like this

Hits the Mark

but if we can't even rein in rampant denial of the science pointing to human-caused earthquakes, I don't like the odds

if industrialized nations fail to take dramatic climate action, we can expect to see more and more sun-blotting events

bluesky? more like

a screenshot of the map, resembling a galaxy or particle cloud

alright here she is: Aurora, a map of every account on BlueSky. aurora.ndimensional.xyz

decaying sestinas are for quitters

If silence is violence, then this pristine 4BR/2BA cottage with floor-to-ceiling lakefront views is fuckin O block. Call

unironically having pleasant thoughts about software engineering rn

every night is a struggle to choose between boy bedtime story and girl bedtime story

there should be an indicator they dye the air with so you can see if it has wifi

explaining a malapropism is like boiling a frog

God bless you for the intel

does anybody have a detailed diagram of what's granola and what's soy

inheriting the earth... wish me luck :)

i swear if you revitalize ONE more crumbling system

metallic but in a good cold way

driving down rural highways listening to staticky twenty one pilots/train/the fray thinking about how the skater skirt didn't deserve to die

the medium (radio) is the message (you were the last generation to listen to radio)

rattle rattle

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