Ewan

Pandora's box has been opened and we should all be afraid

Also Harvey is my boy (moustache bias)

Stardew Valley: the game that rapidly alternates between "relaxing cosy vibes" and "nightmare inducing panic" dependant solely on how close it is to 2am.

Why? Is it because it's often false information that falls apart under any scrutiny?

Absolutely BUTCHERING my phone's auto- text suggestions with made up fantasy words. You'd be surprised how often "Ziodyne" comes up in casual conversation.

Big vibes. Then you remember that cats literally only meow for people - you've been chosen!

With great power comes great responswimbility

An outdoor pool

A duck in a swimming pool

Duck at a swimming pool

DUCK AT THE POOL

Remember, if it's cold outside, THEY'RE cold outside.

Let the intrusive thoughts in.

Discovering you're on Eurovision spy-watch and not wine-soaked Eurovision party watch

Do I have a single meal plan for the next week? No.

Did I finish work at 7 to meal prep 5 containers of homemade dog food?
You'd better believe it Bucko.

If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm

The Ibis's evolution to 'Bin Chicken' is by far Australia's greatest tale of perseverance and overcoming adversity.

Check back in a week when we're back to complaining about Switch 2 pricing

Finally the election is over, we can stop soft-launching our distaste for our fellow man and go back to discussing *checks notes*

Oh no that's everything now

"Joella was robbed"

The highs and lows of the Wednesday midweek thrill are what I live for

Confession: I have been forwarding memes between separate friends groups instead of contributing OC.

I have not had an original thought for weeks, I am but a lowly shepherd.

Bravely Default remaster is cool and all, but WHERE IS THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF BRAVELY SECOND, I NEED BA'AL BUSTING OR RIOT

Us Senator Cory Booker filibustered for 25 hours straight to protest the Trump presidency, which is absolutely WILD.

Everyone that bought into the Minecraft Alpha in 2010 is directly responsible for the existence of CGI Minecraft Grimace and I DEMAND an apology.

It's the little things.

Pain is weakness leaving the body, Luke.

"my love language is being comfortable enough to mask off and talk for 5 uninterrupted minutes about competitive Pokemon doubles."

Work started selling branded swimwear but claim they don't classify as "office uniform".

A light flambé at most

I'm glad I got this account so I can now be roasted publicly instead of privately.

"I've got a lot of grievances with you, and you're gonna hear about 'em"

My one defining character traits, exposed!