Patrick Gaertner

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So, did Iran kill Netanyahu?

Sick early 90s fits for the boys

Bezos is going to try and surge price the news.

Are they like shorting their own stock? Like, has the Xbox become some sort of Producers-esque scam at this point?

Lol, get fucked

You don't need artificial intelligence if you have natural intelligence

Seems bad!

An altered picture from the 90’s Godzilla video game reading “Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy.”

Everyone who got priced out of the Bay Area they grew up in by techbros to Iran rn:

Using a Waymo is just modern natural selection.

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

an image of raphides, crytal needles. It says It's cause we are gettting stabbed by thousands of tiny needles called raphides!" to the right of that image is a photo of pineapple. on the right image is a sticker from The Onion of a guy whering a shirt that says "Sickos" looking through a window at the Raphides going "Yes ... ha ha ha ... Yes!"

Pineapples:

"To deter predation we've filled our bodies with countless crystal needles that will tear open the mouths of anything foolish enough to bite us, then with their mouth shredded, our flesh dissolving enzymes pour into the open wounds."

Humans:

"Jokes on You! We're into that Shit!"

Like:
- give Netanyahu to the ICC
- leave Lebanon, Syria, Yemen
- withdraw to October 7 borders (not 1967, not 1948, just...October 7)
- lift sanctions, return frozen funds (aka IRAN'S MONEY)
- recognize Iran's EXISTING LEGAL RIGHTS to develop nuclear energy
- publicly apologize for Khameini

Operation Le Epic Bacon doesn't appear to have been well thought out.

Who needs universal healthcare or basic income when there are Muslim people to kill for no reason?

Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

Polis has been such a disappointment

MOUSEKA-GIGER [photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar] ... As  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! Gary Randall 4094 Glenalbyn Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065 PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Sure seems like a crime against humanity.

Does Corey Lewandowski continue to be Markwayne's plane concubine?

I still can't get over Kamala Harris smugly laughing and saying "I told you so," during Jesse Jackson's funeral while people are suffering under the Trump regime. It's not affecting her at all, so why care that she ran a terrible campaign and couldn't convince people not to vote for Trump again.

A ★★½ review of The Bride! (2026) What a baffling experience. When the trailers for this first came out, I feel like the main comparison was people saying it looked like Frankenstein and the Bride starring as Bonnie and Clyde. But, wh...

Well, I've certainly never seen anything quite like this.

boxd.it/dqPvOr

Prison is too good for Hegseth

Classy

Weird, the nepo-baby Nazi who worked as a Blackrock murderer is lying about his tattoos? Who could have seen that coming?

This dude is the personification of America.

Imagine the smell.

none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york