Sara Say

I just found my right AirPod that’s been missing for months and months.

We’re doing great.

Certainly close enough to the real truth!

Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.

I need to know what Kermit has his doctorate in.

Hating glitter is supporting the patriarchy and no I will not be explaining.

Me: ok, I’ll just put on bluey so he can be distracted and I can get some stuff done.
Also me: gets distracted watching Bluey.
Me: shit.

It’s so weird thinking that you yourself are not worth working for, but that being a healthy human for your offspring is totally valid.

Thank you for looking out, Canada 💛 truly love our northern neighbors.

Happy anniversary, my love 💖

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People out here celebrating Easter. @diggingfornades.bsky.social is home celebrating the holiday of his people: Wrestlemania.

When the baby falls asleep 5 minutes before you get to the store, you sit in the car and enjoy your new book and fancy coffee. 💖

Why are books giant now? They’re not handheld size, they suck at being bent in half and they’re huge and floppy and I hate them.

Win: my kid now sleeps through the night!
Lose: that night now ends at 5 at the latest.

The triple therapy for HIV/AIDS was nothing short of a miracle. A government funded miracle.

There is research to suggest PrEP might be effective for COVID.

We won’t know now.

I can hope that another country will pick up the mantle, but funding was a problem here already. This is a nightmare.

When you buy tickets to the wrong location. #baltimoresymphonyorchestra #dontdrinkandbuytickets

I have 6 cats so I treat every open cup of water in my house like I’m at a college bar.

I think I hate making sour dough. You mean that I have to remember it exists? I can’t just do it all at once? AND I can’t take out my rage in kneading? Bruh. No.

Marriot: “u up?”

I haven’t done drugs in a while, but my kid slept through the night two nights in a row and I’m pretty sure this is the same feeling.

Nobody told me that @januszbakes.bsky.social was on the latest season of Crime Scene Kitchen!! If he doesn’t win, I will riot.

Costco had @diggingfornades.bsky.social favorite traditional Irish meal.

The great thing about my toddler is that he’s totally into girl dinner. Thanks bud.

I deleted Facebook and Reddit off my phone, but not Pinterest. My craft projects are about to be excessive.

Sorry, @diggingfornades.bsky.social

My hair did something messy nice the other day.

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

Where can I buy audio books that isn’t the library or audible? Trying to divest myself from Amazon.

I don’t want to stream them from a service, I want to own the file.

My first valentine from my little lad 💖 please excuse me while I sob in a corner because becoming a parent makes you soft as hell.

You can’t sit with us.

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And now my husband has to go into the office five days a week. It’s cool. It’s not like I enjoyed spending time with him anyways.

I think it’s kind of great that people finally have warning labels that say they’re dumb pieces of shit. Now you don’t have to speak to them to find out.