I miss having a crush where I lurk him so much I know everything about him since 1989 yanno?

hello in the 2nd grade I shoved jelly beans up my nose and it almost got stuck and I silently panicked and the kid next to me told me to blow my nose & it worked. thanks Jackson you were my first love

You should go follow @wtfsunshine.bsky.social she's cool

make america great…again?

i’m gonna wake up to something amazing… claiming it.

thank God. you pass the vibe check

how do I make friends on this thing?

do yall wash your toes in the shower?