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She/Her 32 πŸŒ³πŸ’§πŸ”₯ MTG, DND, and ttrpg art 6 mana 6/6 appreciator I draw monsters and women and monster women (and dinosaurs) 18+ Your friendly neighborhood giant problem #GiantAmbassador

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Colored sketches of Bre of clan Stoutarm yeeting a sheep, Kalemne giving Beluna a piggyback ride, and Ghalta being a big ass dinosaur as usual

Colored sketches of Bre of clan Stoutarm yeeting a sheep, Kalemne giving Beluna a piggyback ride, and Ghalta being a big ass dinosaur as usual

Giving some love to my fave women in Magic The Gathering on this International Womens Day

#MTGart #MTG

08.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
Mardrid (half cloud giant woman) wearing a red/white/gold armored ball gown in the entryway of a grand room, surrounded by a buncha weirdos

Mardrid (half cloud giant woman) wearing a red/white/gold armored ball gown in the entryway of a grand room, surrounded by a buncha weirdos

Mardrid is so ✨pretty⛅️

My contribution to an oc gala

12.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey #edh

What are your favorite "weird" uncommons?

(Define "weird" however you want!)

11.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
Sentinel of the Eternal Watch
{5}{W}
Creature β€” Giant Soldier
Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.)
At the beginning of combat on each opponent’s turn, tap target creature that player controls.
The portcullis is superfluous.

Sentinel of the Eternal Watch {5}{W} Creature β€” Giant Soldier Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.) At the beginning of combat on each opponent’s turn, tap target creature that player controls. The portcullis is superfluous.

She kinda kneecaps the table while also protecting everyone, and it makes the removal situation *interesting*

Nobody wants their creatures tapped, but also it protects everyone from shenanigans like Gishath, Glissa, etc

I’ve even had players protect her from removal, to keep a big threat at bay

12.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 527 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Bia uses her air time to yeet beans at people

12.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lanky noodle Mardrid model, and a stumpy Kaldheim Giant/Yorvo/β€œSquat Ladβ€œ body type model saved in csp, to get pose and perspective right

It’s good and cool and helpful

12.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dance accepted
I hope Bia is ready to be yeeted 30 feet into the air (but in the fun gay way)

12.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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If anyone wants one of my audio alters, I will have these with me and available at Shoebox!

(Except Blanka, he’s a proxy, so not for sale)

11.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is what I was designing that fancy outfit for yesterday.
bsky.app/profile/tras...

12.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do be the person you call when you need a big section of the canvas filled

12.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stole the aesthetics from the great henge, Fomori, and Stormkeld to make an appropriately themed formal fit, and I love how it came out

12.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mardrid (half cloud giant woman) wearing a red/white/gold armored ball gown in the entryway of a grand room, surrounded by a buncha weirdos

Mardrid (half cloud giant woman) wearing a red/white/gold armored ball gown in the entryway of a grand room, surrounded by a buncha weirdos

Mardrid is so ✨pretty⛅️

My contribution to an oc gala

12.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

11.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5399 πŸ” 5427 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 273
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That's just how she is. What about you?

11.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 4115 πŸ” 1112 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 10
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a cartoon of a room with a jetix logo on the bottom right ALT: a cartoon of a room with a jetix logo on the bottom right

Dumping all of my unspent mana into inferno titans firebreathing, and giving him double strike

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the sun is shining through the clouds and a person is standing in front of a wall ALT: the sun is shining through the clouds and a person is standing in front of a wall

See my β€œhit them with a 20/20 with every keyword” strategy is unnecessary, fragile, and overkill.
But it does let me run over walls reliably

Trampling over the Wall of Ba Sing Se is one of my fave mtg moments from last year

11.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My first article for @commanders-herald.bsky.social is up, in which I report a shocking piece of news* about one of Magic's most beloved classic characters. Give it a read!

11.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Iβ€˜Ma throw together a Mardrid/Aldiirn handshake emoji

11.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mardrid cursed to never have the right number of fingers or skin tone for a picrew

11.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is bullshit

11.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been working on my sleep lately.
my energy is much better, which is nice and all, but I am FAR TOO AWAKE to be at work this early

I can’t dissociate through my shift anymore

11.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
sketch of Mardrid (1/2 cloud giant woman) in a red/white/gold corset dress

sketch of Mardrid (1/2 cloud giant woman) in a red/white/gold corset dress

Figuring out a fancy Mardrid fit for a big character gala collab.
She so pretty πŸŒ₯️❇️
(lesbian for scale)

10.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah
It’s a combo vacuum and electrical switch, with three control cards that slide past eachother to syncronize everything

It’s a nifty design

11.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE

13.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 7127 πŸ” 2383 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 36
A wood chipper.

A wood chipper.

Technology has come a long way since the French Revolution.

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Believe it or not, this vacuum switch was not bent into a banana shape from the factory.
That’s just aging plastic deformation

And thatβ€˜s all we have to work with, lmao

11.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got the ventilation switch put back together with the ol super glue and baking soda trick

Those years of being super poor, and rebuilding my cars from junk, really paid off with me being into old Chryslers.

Because so many parts are unavailable
You either rebuild junk, or you don’t have a car

11.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank!
I wanted to incorporate a bit of her usual look into her fancy look

I just finished the line art for the finished piece, and she is so ✨Fashion✨

11.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She a princess πŸ’–

11.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0