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@mr-aly

Heart of gold. Nerves of steel. Knob of butter. https://www.instagram.com/mr_aly_uk

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I would agree, but he's actually so much worse than that.

12.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farage getting upset over a beaver.

What a snowflake.

12.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw a hot chef for LiveGood on the gym's TV screen, you can bet I Googled him.

11.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alice

11.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joey Barton certainly seems like a pleasant chap doesn't he?

11.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What the frig are these?!

11.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's shocking! Has everything remained intact?

11.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discovering the extent of your ex-partner's lies and deceit in the aftermath of a breakup is a bloody hard thing to get your head around.

11.03.2026 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm already gradually moving to vest-wearing stage.

10.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The truth is sometimes ugly, but it's always better to finally have it.

10.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw somebody online say they think Ian Huntley was innocent and "stitched up". What the fuck is wrong with some people on the internet?

10.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zara Larsson is a KWEEN ๐Ÿ‘‘

09.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The amount of times I've re-enacted this clip in nightclub toilets

09.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've decided that from next week I'm going to dress as a different type of bread every day.

Roll on Monday.

08.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You in another decade

08.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A year ago today I met somebody who'd leave a permanent imprint on my life (in a good way)

08.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love this gal ๐Ÿ’•

08.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The brief, flash in the pan career of Iggy Azalea makes a fascinating case study

07.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life is BDSM and I forgot the safe word.

07.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?

07.03.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅ‚

06.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to zoom in to check that wasn't a pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚

Looks and sounds amazing though!

06.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very intrigued to see how many of the gays who professed they're boycotting Eurovision this year renege on that when the time comes.

06.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not quite loving the Harry Styles album like I thought/hoped I would. I was hoping it'd lean more into the electronic dance sound that 'Aperture' had.

06.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cyclist repeatedly fails Captcha test after failing to identify images with traffic lights Local cyclist Simon Williams has failed to access his favourite website this morning after it asked him to identify which images of a street contained traffic lights.

NEWS! Cyclist repeatedly fails Captcha test after failing to identify images with traffic lights newsthump.com/2026/03/04/c...

04.03.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

... and the perpetrators behind it legit wanted me dead. It was terrifying, it got to the point in the end where I didn't want to go back to sleep and be back in it.

06.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had this dream (nightmare) last night where I was being homophobically attacked, not by anyone I know and I can't remember where I was - but I'd keep waking up in the middle of it and each time I fell back asleep it'd happen again in a completely different scenario...

06.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you wash your hair after the barbers, realise they've fucked up in various places and have to trim it into shape ๐Ÿซ 

06.03.2026 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alexa play 'Criminal' by Britney Spears

05.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First day this year I regret leaving the house with a jacket.

05.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0