Dennis Kramb

i prefer slurping. 🤪

mariposa 🤭🤭🤭🤭 in Ohio, no less! 😘

The number of confused septuagenarian men causing havoc around the world right now makes me think we could be heading for Grandpageddon.

When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.

i had a bathroom scale that worked in milligrams but it was broken. every time i weighed myself it was like 0mg.

i had one who i thought we were friends but she was talking behind my back about me being so gay/liberal. 💔🤨 we only discussed our pets after that.

agreed. i'll gladly never eat there again.

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there's an R in that word, honey.

I can't figure out if Ru's going to give the win to Mariah, Gawdland, or Kate. I don't think she likes Fontana enough to let her win.

Naomy was my favourite of this cast. i knew she wasn't going to win but i was so sad to see her go this week. i think she won that lip sync too. Kate made Ru laugh though. rubbing her tiddy 🙄

i had 2 work trips to Kawagoe (Saitama Prefecture) and it was crazy getting there from Tokyo airport!

how many times did they bite you? 😲

blooski !

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day 2 has as well.

into a volcano...

I need one.

Clockwise, from top left: Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus. None of the worlds is to scale, but all are imaged with JWST's near-infrared (NIRCam) instrument.

The giant planets of the Solar System, by JWST.

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SPEAKING OF BUTT CRACKS

I can't believe how mature I've grown! I had two plumbers here last month fixing stuff in my bathroom and my basement and I didn't talk about either one of their butt cracks on social media.

Happy Birthday-Eve! 🥰

he's getting roasted over on his Twitter account for this.

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maybe we like things slapped on our butt crack

as a kid in Catholic elementary school learning about how scientific advancements were propelling society forward in the last 500 years while the Church was actively punishing those early scientists and simultaneously doing genocides around the globe in the name of Christianity. #Cringeianity

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my first day back in the garden in 4 months has kicked my ass

"They promised us a very, very different future... That future hasn't arrived and I am frankly angry. I'm angry that these folks won't own up. I'm angry they won't tell the truth and I'm angry that this is a result of a series of absolutely insane policy blunders."

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

ohhhh maybe that's why I just saw willy on here a minute ago

Krispy Kramb 🤤