Do you guys remember when Michael Bloomberg wanted to reduce portion size in sodas and the right had to be physically removed from their fainting couches with construction cranes?
Really don't want to be here. I just really want to go home.
some of the most exciting days as a midwesterner are when some texan posts 30 unintelligible weather charts about your state with the caption “oh my god…this is a classic Krakatoan shear setup…millions are going to die”
cripes, just .55 up here since Sunday morning
"...Enacting permanent DST, researchers have calculated, would prevent enough nighttime driving to spare the lives of thirty-three drivers and some thirty-six thousand deer every year."
From Crossings by Ben Goldfarb
"Deer collisions have historically surged after Daylight Saving Time ends each autumn: when clocks "fall back", dusk arrives around 5 p.m., rush hour for both commuters and whitetails..."
"The best is that it was spring, the sap was rising, and I have often noted that I'm light-activated, like migrating birds."
The Beast God Forgot to Invent
(I Forgot to go to Spain), Jim Harrison
Haven't driven around rural NY and VT in several months and it's starting to wear on my psyche
if he figures it out...
LOPES
this is so embarrassing
Never a doubt
HOLY, and I cannot stress this enough, SHIT
Good game, tonight
Sure, why not
My roommate got me into hockey ~06-07. It was fun then but Buffalo wasn't really my team then. This is something else entirely.
This is a new experience for me.
Sugar
FUCK HIM UP, BECK
One of the worst fights I've ever seen
The cure to male loneliness is chilling in the penalty box with 5 of your boys
everyone in the box
The amount of guys in the penalty box in Buffalo right now could field a ball team that could be at Great Britain in the WBC
Just do some murders, no one cares, they're from Florida
Good fists and some quality cabbage
Carrick throwing hands
What'd I do now
Caminero just took a hard elbow to the face in that walk off celebration
Vladdy yelling for a replay review we are so back
