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Andrew Bohn MD

@apbohn

Dad, husband, Emergency doc, Special Warfare flight doc, Critical Care Air Transport. I don't officially represent the Air Force, DoD or anyone important.

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Damn

10.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Don't...kill...bugs. - Toons Bug In Mouth Disease The good times are over when Homestar Runner swallows a bug while engaging in his signature running.

homestarrunner.com/toons/bug-in...

09.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Deez nutz.

Hehehe

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's been this way since at least 2020 and faced no consequences from his employer, why would that start now?

07.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would celebrate but I have no delusions that his successor will be an improvement

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meat substitutes aren't MANLY and LETHAL. People who eat meat substitutes wouldn't do PULL-UPS in an AIRPORT.

06.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A worthy objective

06.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
A Tropical Smoothie

A Tropical Smoothie

I had to get fasting labs done this morning and I was very brave and I didn't cry even though I was very hungry and the needle was pointy. So I got myself a little treat

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We could power a small city if we hooked a generator up to Thomas Jefferson's corpse spinning in his grave

06.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sign saying β€œA new JFK is coming,” and above it a comment β€œand revenge is the only thing on his mind.”

Sign saying β€œA new JFK is coming,” and above it a comment β€œand revenge is the only thing on his mind.”

If JFK is coming back, I’d like to request that he please do something about his nephew.

05.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, I can't argue with that. But I can't leave without either kidnapping my children or never seeing them again, neither of which is a great option (unless France wouldn't extradite me for kidnapping...)

05.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

05.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooooo

05.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know that the people who need to read this aren’t here, but here goes:

Rules of engagement aren’t for the enemy. They’re for you. They’re for your soldiers when they’re captured or wounded. They’re for your civilians when they’re in range of the enemy. They’re for your allies, to reassure.

04.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 4255 πŸ” 1054 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 46

(pretty directly related to, in the case of nutrition science, but still a distinct career field which has its own training pathway.)

04.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like they've forgotten that agricultural science and nutrition science are also career fields, separate from medicine

04.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Shaheed drones are anti-proletariat

Shaheed drones are anti-proletariat

04.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were planning for a 3 day SMO...

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Air strikes alone don't work. Never have.

Air strikes alone don't work. Never have.

(shamelessly stolen from @she_wants_the_ISRD on insta)

03.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A slice of banh mizza

A slice of banh mizza

This made me think of @tom.medsky.social

03.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

In accordance with The Prophesy

02.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Total eclipse of the full blood moon is tonight, in case you haven’t checked in on the doom portents lately.

02.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 56

I, for one, always wear a tactical ball cap and combat shirt sitting next to my bookshelf.

How else will people know that I'm a badass?

02.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zofran should really be over the counter. It's not completely free of possible harms, but it's safer than a lot of the stuff that is already OTC

02.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

File this under "things I was assured I would never see in my career when I started medical school back in 2004"

😭

01.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Bombing to Win by Pape

Bombing to Win by Pape

01.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cruise missile is a suicide drone, change my mind

A cruise missile is a suicide drone, change my mind

01.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was an F-22

01.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spelling Bee showing "hoelike" as not in word list

Spelling Bee showing "hoelike" as not in word list

Clearly the Spelling Bee editor has never met your mom

(Double finger guns)

01.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0