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Scott Anderson

@drgraymatter

I use he/him pronouns but I’m more concerned with the adjectives you use for me like insufferable or insidious. I’m not as smart as I think. Feel free to remind me.

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That does not narrow down the Mothras.

02.03.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is flying through the air in a desert landscape . ALT: a man is flying through the air in a desert landscape .

Toe Hoe Studios

02.03.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Spider-Man doing hair? That crazy! No one would mix spiders and hair or you’d get some kind of …

18.02.2026 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think it’s legal to have him morbin’ right there on the cover like that.

18.02.2026 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Them: I don’t understand the lyrics! This is terrible!

Also them signing their favorite song: hmm mmm mmm yeah girl I love you mmm something something yeah dum dum yeah girl I love you! Hmm mmm mmm Ooooh oohhh something yeah dum dum yeah girl I love you!

09.02.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When Ragdoll first appeared in Secret Six, I was convinced he was Plastic Man in disguise because of the powers and colors and because the Secret Six members traditionally have a member who isn’t who they seem.

I’m kind of glad I was wrong, because I love both of them and two is better than one!

06.02.2026 19:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Magical exorcism?

26.01.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure if that is a portmanteau of frozen and yogurt or frog and yurt.

Because I’m not smart.

10.01.2026 05:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somehow this is my favorite podcast.

21.12.2025 02:06 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ew. You still call him!?!

16.12.2025 14:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to know where these ground hams are RIGHT NOW!

22.11.2025 10:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah, but you’ve got those rings!

21.11.2025 12:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are only 2 groups that don’t want the Epstein files released:

1. The Trump Administration

2. Venezuelans

13.11.2025 19:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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25.10.2025 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But which of the many George Santi will leave? The one that played volleyball in college? The Jewish one? The one with mother who died on 9/11? The who did drag or the one who never heard of it? So many to choose from!

22.10.2025 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soon to be the world’s most used gif

14.10.2025 17:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never realized Spider-Man and Fallout Boy had so much in common!

13.10.2025 11:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

10.10.2025 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do I still sing this? Anytime emus are mentioned!

01.10.2025 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Death, rolling her eyes. “Right, Thanos, the regular sized Fleshlight wasn’t big enough for & you need an ‘Infinity’ Fleshlight. Everyone believes you.”

30.09.2025 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have trouble seeing what else this means. I hope it’s not but oy, does this look bad!

29.09.2025 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG! I completely forget they played Scout and Boo Radley!

29.09.2025 18:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice lake but don’t hit your face with a camera!

12.08.2025 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a gold throne holding a tablet Alt: Mike Wozniak in a suit and tie is sitting on the Taskmaster’s assistant throne, holding a tablet and winking. He’s got a great mustache!

I’m a mustache guy so

11.08.2025 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, it isn’t.

27.06.2025 11:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brooklyn 69
Nude Girl
Adam 12 Inches

#NaughtyASitcom

17.06.2025 18:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG! Where is Kendall Jenner when we need her?

09.06.2025 10:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think about who he is and if he has to “make any sense.” That isn’t how you hold phone & phones don’t bulge on one side like that. I tried to convince myself it was a phone too but that’s a gun.

23.05.2025 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He knows not to do the stolen valor thing

15.05.2025 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Some guy” seems a lot like “that guy” from that other book. That’s Paglierino and if I could find a cheese that sounded more like “plagiarism” my point would really sting and you’d be embarrassed instead of me!

06.05.2025 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0