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its true every lefty i know was gung ho about the insertion of gambling into every aspect of life and now they are all sad that it actually sucks ass

Metal Babble from Dragon Warrior games

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

well i guess have fun going to war on behalf of a god damn gaggle of morons

ive only seen a few episodes of it and the only one of those i cared at all about was the one with brendan fraser

PR laundering

starting to think this was perhaps a very bad idea

back in the day they'd at least lie about it to your face, this is just admitting there's no plan and we're now embroiled in a quagmire that won't be solved for years

our office often has at least two dogs in it, with as many as 5

every morning this asshole wanders over to my desk at work begging for my lunch

dont be afraid to take his +energy thing unless you've got deck built to take advantage of specific exhausts

yakubian nightmares Graham Linehan and Maia peace poet posing together at "detrans awareness day." I quote tweeted "had a great time at the fucked up looking heads convention, I see" and it went mini-viral

Graham quote tweeted my fucked up looking heads convention tweet with "WE have fucked up heads? mate, you're a man who thinks he's a woman."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

groundwater pressure

everyone is 12 years old

the fbi should be going around karate chopping people and being cool, maybe flipping out and chopping heads off like ninjas do

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

the faustian bargain of sticking it to the libs but also agreeing to similarly be treated like shit is apparently an attractive one

truly they got me into it by being weird dipshits who believe in horseshit

cant believe the maga movement is now "cruel and fickle" truly this is an incredible turnabout

two of the wettest boys on the planet on the same stage at the same time

whats he gonna do cry and vote for more of this dogshit, because he will

face definitely migrating south

should be biotic charging it imo

there's no evidence republicans know how money works

jesus exists and hes my friend

i hope he develops the worst blisters imaginable

waiting for hegseth to pull a sedgwick tbh

im gonna be a silver fox so i'm 100% hotter than i was in my 20s imo. i will not be taking questions or counter opinions