eric

fcukers but its dasha and adam friedland

The big arch is a great burger I recommend it 😀

can someone edit him disappearing into the wall like homer

They could never make me hate JPEGMAFIA

Conduent, a “business process outsourcing” company I’ve never heard of but that is less than 10 miles from me, lost my social security number 😀

You turn 30 and start lusting after carbon steel griddles

crazy how it took 10 gens to get a dog starter when there are like a million different lizards

i could be so happy living this life

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

they just played for like 6 minutes with no stoppages, this rules

10/10 show!

Getting baited by a threads post is crazy

curating...

This as a salt shaker

Just saw an object in motion come to rest with absolutely no outside forces involved whatsoever

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Hate real estate agents and food reviewers

lovecraftian jira ticket

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

There were like 10 touchdowns in the puppy bowl this shit is mad boring

coconut water tastes like sweat— and here's why that's okay

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/

I want a girl with a short skirt and straaiiighhtttt jacket

Partially devastated public toilet

white people be like Fuck ALL the way off