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“…search for evil with eyes unclouded…” “I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way!” “We should be careful of each other, we should be kind, While there is still time.”

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@robwords.bsky.social & @jesszafarris.com
Your opinions, please...

"I'll be there momentarily. "

"I'll momentarily be there."

Same word, different meanings, right? ...or is it different for people in Europe and people in the United States?

14.03.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.03.2026 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely get it done! I got it done last year! I have a family history of the widow maker. So, ya! Take care of yourself!

#HeartHealth

14.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A cholesterol test you've never heard of is now recommended to prevent heart disease The test can help assess your lifetime risk for cardiovascular disease. That, along with earlier treatment for high cholesterol, is part of new doctors' guidelines.

The test can help assess your lifetime risk for cardiovascular disease. That, along with earlier treatment for high cholesterol, is part of new doctors' guidelines. n.pr/3NEbfQx

13.03.2026 21:13 👍 207 🔁 43 💬 6 📌 4

Can confirm.

Further, we notified Van Hollen’s office of the ICE flight (which normally goes to Newark but was re-routed to BWI) when we learned of the planned visit to the detention facility.

They love playing “hide the detainees.” 🙄

13.03.2026 19:28 👍 568 🔁 233 💬 11 📌 5

What do you call a false Irish gem? --A sham rock ☘️☘️☘️

#dadjoke
#Ireland
#StPatricksDay ☘️

13.03.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Try telling that to literally all of my relatives

13.03.2026 13:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Why not?

13.03.2026 04:28 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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What did the big flower say to the little one? —Wow! You're really growing there, bud!

#dadjoke

12.03.2026 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Personally, my go-tos are pbs, Reuters, etc. but I do read several articles if I am actually interested in a thing or if I am trying to verify the validity of a thing.

11.03.2026 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are most welcome!

11.03.2026 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On an unrelated topic...

How do bees brush their hair? --with honeycombs!

#dadjoke

11.03.2026 21:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My grandpa would say "don't worry about things you can't change." I can't change what's going on in Iraq or Iran or Lebanon or whatever. So... what purpose does reading the news do except feed my anxiety. I feel awful for saying it but ya. You should stay informed... but also...

11.03.2026 21:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I mean... this is awful... but imagine this with data sets. Companies are literally doing this with data and don't have a human going over the numbers!

😬

11.03.2026 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now it is called the Intellectual Disability/Related Disabilities Waiver (ID/RD Waiver).
In NC… it is called the NC Innovations Waiver… which… sounds like it is for something *completely* different and totally sterile. When I first heard it, I was genuinely confused as to what it was!

11.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
George Carlin on soft language
George Carlin on soft language YouTube video by Rob Logan

When I first started the medical industry we had something called the DMR waiver (Dept of Mental Retardation). Which funded services for people with intellectual or developmental disabilities so they could live in the community rather than institutions.

11.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Slurs and taboo words explained
Slurs and taboo words explained YouTube video by Words Unravelled

This is my lunch entertainment, Motherfucker!!!!

#wordnerd #WordsUnraveled

@robwords.bsky.social
@jesszafarris.com

11.03.2026 15:55 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
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No wardrobe malfunction potential?!

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...and the set design is very nyan cat.

😁

11.03.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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3 more baby jalapeños!!!

#gardening #indoorgardening

10.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nah. They will cry and blame the democrats

09.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is dry eye! So, if you take lubricating eye drops like Refresh or Systane, it helps the balance of components of your tears.

**Of course see your eye doctor if you are experiencing symptoms of dry eye… such as itching, burning, or excessive tearing.

09.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just because something might be counter-intuitive does not mean that it isn’t true! Tearing is a symptom of dry eye, for instance. Tears are made up of the “salt water” that we all know about but it also has oils. If there is a lack of oils, your eye tries to over-compensate by tearing!

09.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Adam Adam was a creature created by Dr Eric Lang in his laboratory. His body was composed of parts from corpses, assembled by Lang and an unwilling Jeff Clark. After Lang's death, Barnabas Collins and Juli...

Hmmmm… 🤔

darkshadows.fandom.com/wiki/Adam

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@jesszafarris.com did the word "ground" as in "being grounded" start before ground wires or did it happen the other way around? ...or are thy even related?

09.03.2026 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you get when you cross a tulip with a dog? — Collie-flower

🐾🌷🌷🌷🐾

#dadjoke

09.03.2026 13:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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