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I'm a silly girl I eat Boobers Drink Roobeer I own my snark I have 6 partners I killed a mountain I love my burger if you don't like it Leave

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i need mario kart world to get DLC featuring other games entirely because i need THAT music crew to remix Legend of Zelda and Metroid music. hell, give it pokΓ©mon and fire emblem DLC i don't care just give me more of everything that soundtrack has got going on

09.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You bastards made the first five minutes of UP and you expect us to believe you’re worried about the audience needing therapy?

08.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1588 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 2

I saw this post while I was sitting by a park with a playground exactly like this, with my coffee and a grilled cheese sandwich. My guess is that laughing lynx guy couldn't be within 1000 feet of one of these places for reasons.

08.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 905 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

Contrasted with the largely peaceful and quite large #noKings protests… even the small & medium protests are peaceful. Hell, even the #noICE protests are peaceful. I don’t think I’ve seen anything other than self-defence at any of the progressive and democracy-oriented protests. And even that’s…nil?

08.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald is like, idiotically evil and visibly very stupid. It’s all ego driven and if the right liberals had fellated his ego the right way he’d probably still be a democrat. The real monsters are gonna be the ones he leaves in his wake, I say pray for all those other aneurisms FIRST

08.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This Hegseth guy is like, blatantly evil. There’s no avoiding it, it’s almost cartoonish. No, actually not almost. I’d say he seems like a guy you’d have to beat in a steamy knife fight but I don’t want to do Krauser or Bennet that dirty

08.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen.

Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

08.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3423 πŸ” 1278 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8
08.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 8342 πŸ” 2639 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 24

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 3869 πŸ” 646 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 5

You don't believe Claude is actually conscious and neither does anyone else. Because if you actually considered it a living intellect, you would feel some pause and shame about exploiting for labor and personal amusement. You would be horrified by its status as property.

07.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 482 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

Everything you love being completely censored on the internet because the ones in control don't like seeing what they want to see on the internet is terrible and we need to keep making these calls and we need these bills to be killed off for good

DO NOT STOP CALLING! TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS!

07.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buzzfeed was trying to force Kyra and her team to use AI for a Chikn Nuggit project. She left in protest because she's an actual hero. The fallout for Buzzfeed has been...real bad, so naturally, they're suddenly open to discussion. Keep being loud about how Ai is NOT acceptable.

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 879 πŸ” 388 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Listened to this at 6 minutes in or so. It’s not directly stated, but it appears the reason that Mamdani has not directed H+H to absorb trans patients is out of fear of the federal government. β€œIt’s part of the game we have to play with the federal government .”

It’s the EXACT logic NYU is using.

07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1815 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 82
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 5257 πŸ” 2046 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 14

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1801 πŸ” 593 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

You're tired? Guess what, so the fuck am I. Deal with it. We can be tired together later when this is done.

Make your damn calls. It's not law yet.

06.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

06.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2710 πŸ” 2901 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 14
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2929 πŸ” 3075 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 69
YOU CAN FIGHT ICE
BY ANNOYING THEM
- MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS
- LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS
- OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS
- GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING
INFORMATION
- RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES
- DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS)
- SHAME THEM
Fuck yeah
THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY.
DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.
Fuck them White supremacist
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 4095 πŸ” 1697 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19

This continues to be painfully true

04.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 2432 πŸ” 929 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

04.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 7209 πŸ” 2617 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 36

Pure godless evil.

04.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 6900 πŸ” 1048 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 39

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10990 πŸ” 3053 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 39

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8564 πŸ” 1550 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 52

Jesse Singal proving that anti-trans extremism is just like creationism. This is the sort of thing creationists do all the time. They accuse the experts of being biased because they have β€œa professional stake”

04.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 632 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

The gaming industry is riddled with leadership who had one success years ago and now believe only their ideas will work and won’t hear any feedback

04.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Keep saying "slop" in reference to AI.

At every opportunity.

The techbros are listening, and this word makes them so sad on the inside that they'll hoist themselves on their own Streisand Effect petard.

02.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 2114 πŸ” 803 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6

If you breach copyright to make publicly funded research publicly available they'll come at you with everything. If you turn theft into a business model investors can profit from, they'll change the law for you.

03.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, get off of X. Don't post there and don't spend time there. You will get exposed to propaganda and bullshit that will nestle into the corners of your brain EVEN IF YOU KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT. Stay away.

01.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1840 πŸ” 872 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 12
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rightwingers orgasm when you die for israel

01.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2757 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 8