Server bringing you your Code Red:
14.03.2026 05:46
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Server bringing you your Code Red:
This is like the 5th time I’ve watched RRR and it’s still the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. The bar has not been cleared since
Today’s winner!
This is what his best friend thinks of him
No amount of blowback will ever be enough
This is true, but do we really want people who elect Tommy Tuberville to have *more* of a say?
Your gobos are moireing
Sandra Day O’Connor rising from her desert tomb to stop the recount
The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed
Have we considered widening?
I mean, nothing about that book is difficult. They make high schoolers read it, and those are the dumbest years of our lives.
In what way is that sentence hard to understand?
The centerpiece is the hole
I want the whole film to be about pre-fame JBJ recording “R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas” on Meco’s Star Wars Christmas album
Some of you don’t think in four dimensions and it both shows and is yet to show
From a 4th dimensional perspective the war is over, is currently happening, and also hasn’t started yet
Put him in a Faraday cage to protect him from the EMF
So I guess I didn’t get the job
How do you say “nepo baby” in Farsi
asked my kids if they wanted to watch pixar’s Elio and the older one said “nah i heard it’s not gay” and then the little one said “ruthkanda forever”
Happy to add on to the landslide
I think if you cut this guy scotch comes out of the wound
I now have a go-to line the next time I crap my pants
“Y’all smell anything?…I think I shat myself.”
Even acknowledging that I think Sean Penn is a garbage person who nonetheless gave a fantastic performance, I still think Delroy Lindo was better AND is owed
Looksmarxxing by taking a hammer and sickle to my face
Mar-a-Lago face, Oaktown booty
Gonna have to DEEP clean that jet’s bedroom
Feels like a lateral move
A truck driver and an insurance salesman.
