ok so after further playing there's 5 abilities
-see all pocket cards
-see flop/turn/river the turn before they're dealt
-hand is a joker
-hand gets a 3rd hidden pocket card
-2nd card is a clone of 1st card - so you have a suited pocket pair
sometimes instead of two pocket cards I get a single joker. to everyone else it looks like I have 2 cards but my hand is just a joker. but the beautiful thing is that other people clearly have NO IDEA how to handle these powers and it's so easy to exploit
it does NOT advertise that its hold'em MTTs are apparently not straight hold'em, it's some weird version with super powers that get dealt out randomly every hand. some hands I can see everyone's pocket cards at the table. some hands I get to see the flop before it comes out.
so thanks to dumbass youtube videos I figured I'd learn ultimate texas hold'em, the strategy is pretty simple and house edge is like ~2.5% so not too bad. found a dumb mobile/steam f2p game that has it to fuck around and practice. this dumb game also has other games like straight up hold'em.
it's 73 degrees outside right now yet tomorrow we're supposed to get snow?! what the actual fuck
this sight still just makes me giggle
but he's still just SO MUCH FUN to play I don't mind
warlock is by far the easiest it's been to SSF diablo 2 so far, just downed nightmare baal by standing around and teleporting my demons occasionally
IT IS FINALLY A REASONABLE TEMPERATURE TO GO OUTSIDE
a year's worth of the game's idea of growth goals finished in 3 months and a week
www.reddit.com/r/Stormgate/...
lol what? they didn't even finish stormgate and they were complaining about funding issues yet they're moving on to game #2 already?
even on the worst days, I have the most amazing coworkers. still learning all the ways they've got my back. as a trans woman in a very customer facing industry, this is more valuable than fuckin' gold
we're officially entering the ranked legion phase of "losing faith in humanity"
if you're playing a strategy game that uses some kind of resources/income, by the time you hit >50% skill rating of the ranked population, you should *probably* know how to harvest those resources by then
Sarah also just fucking hates life right now but yknow what else is new
I just read the comment "replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt" and I think we need to redefine what qualifies as poetry tbh
Sarah, after having basically not exercised for the better part of a year, just played a half hour of beat saber and has rediscovered muscles she forgot existed
a refrigerator full of board games and nothing else. ticket to ride, life, monopoly, the happy days board game, dominion, and several others
get back to her place
“help yourself to anything from the fridge!”
the fridge:
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Rualisk's profile for the game Legion TD 2, showing that she locks in the crab warlock unit 100% of the time it's offered
of COURSE crab warlock is 100% lock in for me, look at where I live
ok so in my so far short stint back into war3:
-I'm ass at hero control
-I'm ass at unit control
-I'm ass at creep pathing
-I'm ass at creep jacking
-if the game goes 20 minutes and macro matters I win
tune in next week when we learn 41 yo reflexes can't micro spellcasters and I move on
I mean
aight we're doing a lil work
I guess I should stream legion more
ok gonna fuck around in legion watch me fail twitch.tv/rualisk
hoping to hit plat at least this season but we'll see
I'm finally chilling tf out in legion and profiting from it. the old meta from 4 years ago of forcing super early leaks to set up an advantage for a push on 10/13/15 doesn't reward the early play like it used to. eco eco eco til 10 then go forcibly boop faces. I'm still at noob elo, should be easy
MAYBE WE COULD LEARN SOMETHING
It took just 11 days for South Korean lawmakers to impeach former President Yoon Suk Yeol after he declared martial law and threatened to unravel decades of hard-won democracy. https://cnn.it/3MSzJVQ
this is so many kinds of NOT how I play strategy games
it's tyool 2026 and I am playing diablo 2 excited about the expansion with a new class and farming the countess for runes
what the actual living fuck is this timeline
Bluesky has the juice
