For real 😳 just woke up yesterday & it coated everything. The snow of the American South 😩
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For real 😳 just woke up yesterday & it coated everything. The snow of the American South 😩
Alt text sorry: car dash showing it was 87 degrees at 3pm today. And pollen all over the back windshield of my car
Ugh, spring has sprung already 😑 So. Much. Pollen. Covering EVERYTHING! 😑 I rolled down my window to grab a coffee order, and there was an immediate yellow coating on the dashboard.
Photograph of three shaggy blond heads of plush dolls looking at a website that’s auctioning them
Photograph of three naked plush dolls with shaggy blond hair and bow tie shoes. One in the middle is missing legs. Behind them is a computer screen showing a website where they are being auctioned.
The Stedes are asking me if anyone’s adopted them yet. I told them not yet because 1) the craft fair isn’t over, 2) they’re still naked, and 3) one of them doesn’t have legs yet. They also want to know which is A, B, and C. Links 🔗 to all 3 below 👇 #fandommarket @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social
OMG YOU GUYS!!! A buddy of mine wrote a fic about my Battle Bonnet dolls! It’s so cute! And I’m screaming internally because this was such a sweet thing to do 😭😭😭😭 If you’re looking for a quick fluffy story, this is a good’un. Many thanks to the author! ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/80944106
Can second this! I have four, stashed in different places. Super fulfilling to fidget with 🌈
Hey, even if you write fic that isn’t my flavor or fic that I haven’t gotten a chance to read…
I’m happy you wrote it. You wrote that fic with your human brain! Good job, you!
Yes! I was talking about this recently. Fanfic smut and romance has spoiled me for traditionally published works, for sure.
"Give it to me," Stede rasped out. "I want it. I want you." "And you want to watch yourself come, don't you?" Ed pulled out halfway and pushed back in firmly. "Want to see yourself fall apart on my cock?" "Yes. Yes. Yes," Stede husked out, as Ed established a slow, regular rhythm. "I want that. I want to watch us."
Probably everyone who is going to read this already has, but I was thinking about “It’s no surprise, I’ve been watching you lately,” which has arguably the hottest smut I’ve even written. But here it is again for your #TakeTwoTuesday consideration ❤️🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/66886735
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1664. The description is Real authentic bit of treasure map by Deanbird. The photo shows a graphic of little pieces of a treasure map falling into a fire.
Okay and FINALLY!
In addition to the [100% authentic planks (www.32auctions.com/organization...), you can now also grab Real Authentic Treasure Maps from @deanbird.bsky.social !
For just $4, you too can try to find treasure yourself :D
#ofmd #fandommarket
thought about this one yesterday, so have a take two tuesday rec.
You were brave to even sign up! I wish I could’ve overcome my mental block to get involved. If you ever want to collab on writing a story, I’d be down to try! 🥰
have you seen these? they look like a warm hug from a pirate: www.32auctions.com/organization...
Something about how delicate the motifs are on this one really blows me away, it looks like the most skillful tattoo: www.32auctions.com/organization...
Cover of dragon junk journal
Inside dragon junk journal
Inside dragon junk journal
Inside dragon junk journal
Inside dragon junk journal
Inside dragon junk journal
Some more pics of the dragon journal my mom made. It’s really fun 🐉 www.32auctions.com/organization...
#fandommarket
I must have one of these 😍
a collection of numbered rosy maple moth-themed items
I hear we like pink and yellow moths? Is that right?
www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...
#fandommarket
a collection of rainbow items at the craft market
DO WE LIKE RAINBOWS
BECAUSE BOY HAVE WE GOT RAINBOWS FOR YOU
(item numbers for easy finding!)
www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...
#fandommarket
All of these are stunning 🤩
🥹🥹🥹 what a ray of sunshine in the darkness
Stede looking delighted by the thumb war
Ed looking besottedly at Stede
Just thinking about Them ❤️
oh yeah, one thing you can bid on in all this is my time. what can you do with that time? well. the options are endless*
*if you need ~10 hours of help with web things or spreadsheets or something in that neighborhood
is it a craft? LET'S SAY YES. #fandommarket
www.32auctions.com/organization...
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Ed/Stede
Age Gap, Coming of Age, Happy Ending
archiveofourown.org/works/749633...
Stede “Low Cut Shirt” Bonnet and Edward “Crop Top Jacket” Teach, I adore you both 😭
I saw that! It looks like you could stab someone with it.
Now I’m looking up the jones beach lighthouse 🤭
I've got a kraken/lighthouse tattoo, and I get stopped with compliments all the time. It's a classic for a reason! Ofc, mine is an ofmd reference, but it's meaningful in so many ways. But, beyond that, get what you like! It's badass 🏴☠️💜
ok i’m petting him
We all could use some fun and silly! Definitely keeps me company in traffic, so I'm forever grateful 💜