Trump was so humiliated by the shuffling soldiers and absent 'patriots' at his birthday parade that he's decided to plunge both of them into an apocalyptic war.
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Trump was so humiliated by the shuffling soldiers and absent 'patriots' at his birthday parade that he's decided to plunge both of them into an apocalyptic war.
This is the last thing the BBC needs
♫ M-m-m-MAGA
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
♫ M-m-m-MAGA
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
#taco #trump #chicken
Sad news that Queen producer Roy Thomas Baker has died.
A normal producer will now have to be fed with royal jelly until they can take his place.
The UXA is a fascist state governed by an authoritarian, quasi-religious, stupidity-worshipping cult under the nominal leadership of the ignomancer Thulsa Dumb.
'Because we'll be locking you all into our new anti-woke armour as soon as we're in power.'
Nice try, Chavros.
Prick Nigel Farage behind a lecture saying Reform Will Fix It
🎶 For you, and you and you and…
Ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! 🎶
I just farted loudly and Siri googled Piers Morgan.
Whenever we have guests, I want them to feel at home. So I tell them to go home.
Well, he likely realises the next time he faces a tricky shot in a bunker it won't be on a golf course.
Every mind-bending TV show:
Cartoon of a dish and a spoon with faces, walking hand in hand. Caption: I expect the fact we’re gay will be air-brushed out of history
Dish and Spoon
Beelzepup
“Your mother strokes cockapoos in hell”.
The power of Crufts compels you.
Sunday Telegraph: Russian spy's plot to control flow of migrants Photo is of Pierce Brosnan.
Christ, Bond was working for the other side all along?
The Don considers everyone who bought his $Trump griftcoin to be his $Trumpets.
Dangerfuck
Both he and Mary were shocked when the next card she turned over was 'The C*nt'.
'That's not even supposed to be in there!' she wailed in horror.
Then Gove's head spun round three times, but that was just the coke.
I don't think anyone could possibly have had Jacob Rees-Mogg's daughter doing a live tarot reading for a mortified Michael Gove on GBeebies on their 2025 bingo card.
We are living through some strange fever dream. ~AA
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
A modern-day rewrite of The Star Spangled Banner bemoaning the death of democracy
And those mocking, mad stares
As they promised thin air
Gave 'proof' to the Right
That compassion's not fair
O please don't let star-spangled scammers enslave
The old land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Stereotypes and big stars
Wooed the credulous Right
Through the crap that they watched
On the internet streaming
