The pitter patter of kobold claws on the cool stone floor.
The warm dragon fire used to roast adventurers.
The smell of soup bubbling as the kobolds stir the cauldron of adventurers soup.
The feeling of home.
Kobold who eats your anxiety.
Poor bold was simply so hungry, and it was causing you problems.
TREASURE!!!
not a kobold but I've got a whole warren full of em, want me to ask for volunteers?
So real for this
a bnuuy, a ouppy and a kbity (a bunny, a puppy and a kitty)
Physical damage every time I hear Stroopwafel being pronounced in English adverts.
Hmm, idk. Too much drama for me
Sometimes I forget I somehow grew Double D Tits™
Then I drive my car
Driving over a pothole reminds you real fast let me tell you
It's shit like this that makes me feel I could get away just posting nudes :3
Hmmm seems fakeeee I think you need an in-person witness to confirm,,,
0: Girl in a dog muzzle. 1: Girl in a gas mask that is shaped like a muzzle. 2: The mask is filled with a sedative gas and is only removed when piloting. She becomes feral in the rush of sensation. 3: The mask is filled with a aphrodisiac stimulant and worn while piloting. Again, feral in this state. 4: Same gas as Level 3 but is also the atmosphere in the cockpit and the mask is for outside the mech. The gas is addictive. 5: The handler provides her with small tanks of the gas as a short leash, to keep her in line for fear of withdrawal. 6: Withdrawal from the gas is fatal and rations of it are given based on mission performance. ERROR: The gas turns a pilot into a clocky puppygirl with (lipstick emoji used to imply canine penis). Original gender of pilot is irrelevant
I present my thesis on
THE LEVELS OF MECHSPLOITATION
as explained with a puppygirl coded pilot.
Bloodbold
[ #Blooborne #Kobold ]
Typical dragon and kobold Easter activities
beach day!! 🏖️
The rich shall bleed beneath my hooves
Always the worst kind of gender affirmation
A non-binary white and soft yellow rabbit character kneeling against a pink bg while wearing a black harness and bdsm cuffs. He is looking up at an unknown figure who is speaking to him. His expression is bashful and he is blushing, trembling with nerves and anticipation. The voice asks “You look excited! You ready to get pregnant? That’s ok. You don’t have to talk!”
portrait of a good listener
I would like a nipple kissed, our interests align,,,
And this, my good and yipsome folks, is how the game of pool was invented
I heard hot demon t-girls REALLY hate it when you show them your tits. It's like holy water or some shit idk
This just in, I get too much dick/pussy to be autistic. Sorry y'all, it's been a good run, but I gotta revoke my diagnosis.
One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One o-
Always love the rare venture Bros reference
She's so me fr fr :3
2018 vs 2024 for "What if the kobold was a pooltoy"
Learning that you might be plural by talking with your plural friends and partners about how your brain works and they're like "yeah that's uh,,, not normal" is a fuckin trip
Add another thing to the pile of things that are fucky in my brainnnnn
The kobold is now rolling around the cave uncontrollably, like a tumbleweed
A tiny little puppy girl with just... a frankly frightening amount of girlcock
Woof woof, if you'd believe it.
