The Ravens will be trusted nevermore
11.03.2026 13:23
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The Ravens will be trusted nevermore
The Ravens explaining their moves today
The Raiders trying to explain why they get to keep all of their Free Agency signings even after Maxx Crosby’s contract returns to LV
As the Ravens pull out of the Maxx Crosby trade with the Raiders, I couldn’t help but wonder… would a guy ever try pulloutmaxxing with me
Once I start drinking bone broth and taking my joint health seriously it’s over for you fuckers
got on my phone to remind everyone to get off of your phones, from my phone to your phone
Testing the waters
No new jerseys for @cooterdoodle.bsky.social 🥳
Travis Kelce carrying my fantasy team to 8-6 in 2026
Opening my phone to see all the new nfl signings
The new dinosaur doc on Netflix is kinda making me spiral out bc what do you mean “215 million years ago”? I can’t comprehend that it’s been 10 years since Calvin Johnson played ball and you want me to think about 215 million years?
And so what if I’m 2 seltzers deep on a Saturday just send me a trade offer
Don’t forget to turn your clocks back tonight to Week 2 of the 2024 NFL season when we all thought the Saints would be going to the Super Bowl before the start of their 7-week losing streak.
the sun will rise differently with the clocks tomorrow, but the coffee shall call out for me just the same
don’t forget to set your clocks back to Week 6 for Jaxson Dart’s 13 touchdown 5-week span before his concussion
Idk about goosebumps but I’ve been really into “I See Myself” by Geese
Joe Mixon’s foot
Farewells and Free Agents with @kendallvalenzuela.bsky.social
youtu.be/0qySxTj58oU?...
we even got Joe Mixon’s release before an Aaron Rodgers update
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These rookie one-liners from the Fantasy Life Draft Guide are fucking great
but but but now do DJ Moore….
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I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one’s talking about it.
Once I learn how to drink 6 to 8 glasses of water a day and sleep more than 5.5 hours a night it’s over for you fuckers.
okay these Starbucks positivity messages are out of pocket
USE YOUR SELF-REVIVE KYLER
The year is 2033. Daniel Jones is on his 6th team in 8 years. After defeating some young buck in a summertime QB battle, Jones wins. One year later they will be placing a transition tag on him, probably.
Yet*
never been good yet* never won anything yet*
