Dallas Hawthorn (he/they)

Four-panel comic on a teal background featuring a fluffy black cat with sleepy eyes. In the first panel the cat says, “Human, maybe it is not about getting everything we want.” In the second panel: “Maybe it is about learning what is worth wanting.” In the third panel the cat continues, “I’ve discovered that good naps, calm days and the company of my favorite humans are already very good things to want.” In the final panel the cat smiles and adds, “And snacks!”

Please enjoy this video I have been obsessed with for the past few days

All cops

It’s all cops

Always all cops

The first ambulance called to take Best to the hospital arrived at the scene at 6:02 p.m., about 14 minutes after the shooting. However, at the urging of other officers, that ambulance was used to take away a white police officer, Erin Perrotta, who had been involved in the foot chase, the report said.

Paramedics reported that Perrotta declined treatment in the ambulance. “I am fine, I just needed to get out of here,” she said, according to the report. Another officer described Perrotta at the time as “visibly hysterical (crying and breathing rapidly) and had blood all over her uniform,” the report said.

The second ambulance arrived at the scene at about 6:12 p.m. Hospital records said Best was brought in for treatment at 6:22 p.m. — about 14 minutes after Perrotta got to the hospital, according to the report. Best died at 7:41 p.m. as he was undergoing treatment for the gunshot wound, which damaged his liver and right kidney.

Somehow it's even more fucked up than the headline suggests: The cop rejected medical treatment in the ambulance, the next ambulance arrived at the scene 10 minutes later (24 minutes after the shooting) and the man they shot ended up dying

not the onion

5 questions with Tal Minear The fiction podcast veteran and author of How to Make Audio Drama answers our burning questions

We caught up with @starplanes.bsky.social ahead of the release of their new book, "How to Make Audio Drama," out this Saturday!
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April is gonna be great

I insist
🔫😀

Maybe it will happen today

(explaining weather to marylanders) imagine a crab cake

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Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

It’s gonna be funny now as a result of the fake unboycotting Target unlocks the hidden secret Super Boycott level.

the targeting of any art that is "obscene" (terms of obscenity always to be decided at a whim) is fascistic yes but also how the only kinds of art that tends to be penalized is the individual/independent creators isn't lost on me. a patreon TOS would reject anything that can be streamed on netflix.

My year-long boycott of Target has taught me I don't need Target.

I’m never going to outlive that tweet

I haven’t stepped foot in a Target in idk how long. Easiest boycott of my life. Along with Starbucks.

mogged

People used to literally catch hands and feet from the community if they ignored a boycott.

IJS.

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

Blockity block block block

To be clear idc about basketball or basketball reporting but I find it hilarious that this article starts with “I didn’t watch more than a few minutes of the game against the Washington Generals, err, Wizards — nor do I plan to” followed by 1000 more words about the game he reportedly DIDNT watch

I once saw the Wailin Jenny’s at a tiny indoor hall in western Massachusetts and the tickets were $30 each

concert tickets are too expensive these days [old man shakes fist]

Paying $300 for an obstructed view, standing room only is robbery

I don’t hate when bands get to be super popular because I’m a hipster or because I want to feel cool, I hate when they get popular because now I can’t afford their concert tickets

“He does what?”
“He likes to guess their shoe size and orders it for them.”
“And they don’t fit?”
“No, he’s comically wrong. Like, every time.”
“And they wear them anyway?”
“Yeah. See, that’s how you know how sycophantic they are. It’s symbolism.”
(beat)
“Eh. We can’t do that. It’s too on the nose.”

You know you’re getting too old for concerts when discovering there’s more than 1 opening act makes you groan and say “oh god we’re gonna be here all night”

Jumping around singing along with the band? So amazing, always having a blast. My knees? They will never be the same

Of I could go back in time and change anything, I would go to a lot more live music events and concerts, cause I’m rapidly getting to be too old and tired to recover from them